Captain Ahab

Commander of the Pequod. Notorious never-giver-upper.

[Gretchen Lynn @Bubola]

You may not like it but this is what peak sex kitten looks like

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Thank you for all your birthday wishes/crap jokes/sod offs. It is very comforting at this difficult time.

[Ben Kearnobi @BenKearns6]

Stephen Toast (Matt Berry) is chosen to narrate Prince Harry's new book

[Captain Ahab @GuySplintie]

Should I pursue the whale? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

While most actors recite mindless political talking points and berate you for not agreeing, Tom Cruise just... thanks you for watching his movies. Its crazy, but it just might work.

[Captain Ahab @GuySplintie]

What about pipes?

[The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial]

New Zealand bans cigarettes for all those born after 2009

https://t.co/23GFQtnYqJ

[Captain Ahab @GuySplintie]

HE SAID THE THING

[Captain Ahab @GuySplintie]

When Teacher asks if you did the reading assignment

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Reading books is for losers who are afraid to learn from life.

So they try and learn from the life OTHERS have lived.

But you never REALLY learn unless you lived it.

You must feel it to believe it.

Books are a total waste of time.

Education for cowards.

[Alternative News @AlternatNews]

Money to Ukraine. Each dot represents $100,000 in US taxpayer dollars.

The video is 2 minutes, 3 seconds long. So many dots. This is how much money the US gave.

Red: military
Blue: government
Yellow: humanitarian.

[Larry Correia @monsterhunter45]

Well that's a stupid fucking take. :D

[Captain Ahab @GuySplintie]

@Charmingman93 I take that as a compliment.

[Captain Ahab @GuySplintie]

Dank rn

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

me rn

[Captain Ahab @GuySplintie]

Musk has even installed a device to make breakfast and dress him automatically.

[Maw @TheEbonyMaw]

A nightmare scenario I never knew I had.

[Captain Ahab @GuySplintie]

@RepAdamSchiff @RepMarkTakano Made up shite.

[Kaleb @KalebPrime]

"I can fix her," says man who is worse

[J.P. Hasson @SonofHas]

Biden released an arms dealer and then attended a "victims of gun violence" memorial

[Andrey Mir @Andrey4Mir]

Harry Potter's characters, if written by Dostoevsky