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two tickets and you'll understand the universe

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@TheDefiantGhost The method of 'elicitation' is one as old as human history. Many examples in literature. The Count of Monte Cristo uses the same techniques in his meeting with Caderousse and with Villefort. Lack of classical education makes us vulnerable to such things without recognizing them.

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@RoKhanna @elonmusk

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This note was just left on my windshield. All of us @spittinchiclets are so lucky to have the job we do and there is no better feeling in the world than hearing we have helped certain people through some hard times. Best fans in the world

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@Pontifex None of those things are a human "right". Provide for your family; provide for those close to you. God "allows" you to do the best you can. Those who believe in God know when the times demand charity and also know when the times demand rigidity. These are not charitable times.

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@freakoutsideofx disgusting. can't wait til we bulldoze it.

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@PolitlcsUK Set him free, he's doing your job.

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@AJEnglish niggas be snitchin' on they selves

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@iowahawkblog @jarvis_best thought ya'll were hyping the brute, but that was super brute.

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@Saddaukar @facetedcarapace They ain't bikes, ain't even got no pegs.

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@marklevinshow Leave us alone, you sicko. Get out of our country.

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@MikePerryArt haha those shoes are insane. I've always been against high heels, but never been scared of them until now.

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@BowTiedRanger Stop making up fake holidays. I thought you were serious for a second. "Octobereth the Elenventheth" see, I can do it too.

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@BestinDogs Buckeye.

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@nealjclark1 You can tell where your town is at by the suspension. I'd say this is a bad omen.

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@EndWokeness Gotta be 21 in those parts to get your Newports. Someone needs to teach these animals how to count.

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@barstoolsports Apparently the people of New York City aren't aware that it is American Flag Day, not garbage-island get-wasted day...

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@LandsknechtPike The home and away kit of the Armies of Minas Tirith have everyone beat...

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@JerryDunleavy @GWOTMF yuck.

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@Breaking911 He was trying to get away from the immigrants. The dogs are smart and they are rigging the mizzenmast and setting sail. Send the animals back. Not the dog, the other ones.

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@PatMcAfeeShow Could Sorsby possibly face federal wire fraud charges (18 U.S.C. § 1343) for betting while underage at Indiana? Could this be a way to send a message across the board?