GreenwichGirlProbs

We're better than you and we know it.

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Just opened his snap too quickly and now I might die of embarrassment

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

If you don't have an alarm to remind you to take your birth control then you are probably too responsible and need to get a life

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

@ShapersG Considering I'm about 4-8 years older than you, I don't know what the fuck that means nor do I care #bye

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Wine, a cig, and online shopping solves all problems. In that order

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

But like, I NEED a French Bulldog.

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Alive at 5: 2
Me: 0

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Why hasn't an unsend button been invented yet?!?

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Stop complaining that I'm "never wrong" and just accept the fact that I'm not

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Nothing makes me want to be anorexic more than a shopping trip

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Is it bad I thought that was a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream? RT “@CuteEmergency: Look what I made! http://t.co/Q8kO4eJ06T”

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

You putting up a bunch of instas that your boyfriend took does not make you a "model". Get over yourself.

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

I want to vom in my mouth thinking about the guy I hooked up with last night

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Just ate two hersey kisses. Definitely going straight to my thighs

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Was just told I couldn't get brown rice on my sushi roll. My whole day is ruined

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Every time I see someone unfollow me on insta I die a little on the inside

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

No one gives a fuck who said happy birthday to you. Do not retweet every one of them.

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

I would like you more if you were such a fucking try hard.

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Desperate Housewives is Pretty Little Liars: All Grown Up #thinkaboutit

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

So coke definitely just fell out of my nose from last night

[GreenwichGirlProbs @GwichGirlProbs]

Going to go get some green juice from meli melo and pretend to be healthy