Courtney

[Courtney @H0t_Coco]

Being a mom is fun because you’ll just be tryna find a chapstick in your purse but instead pull out 6 fucking Pokémon and 12 legos before you get anywhere

[🐌 @Wheeema]

I deserve someone like this

[Courtney @H0t_Coco]

I have a sick obsession with slutty tattooed men

[Courtney @H0t_Coco]

My son : I’m watching SpongeBob is that ok?
Me: yeah bro idc, only nana doesn’t let you watch SpongeBob
I am the parent I always thought I would be

[m ࿐ @iamlosssxx]

i don't get jealous, i get insane

[Courtney @H0t_Coco]

Thanks @machinegunkelly for spending 1,317 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to ay! (feat. Lil Wayne). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/5rZ8LcXx5i

[Courtney @H0t_Coco]

@ALEXnWNDRLAND Lesbians deserve a big one and you are a good person and I don’t know if I have to be there for them lol but I’m just kidding I love that girl and I’m like bro I’m just like that lol

[gabitha. @igabitha]

am i actually mad at you or am i really just mad at myself for believing in you when all signs pointed to run.

[Courtney @H0t_Coco]

I hope Pete Davidson finds love. I feel like he gets these smoke show women after they’ve been through traumatic relationships and he heals them, makes them feel better about themselves, shows them love and then it doesn’t work out. I want more for him than A+ Rebound life

[Roshay C. @roshaycherice]

I’m very observant I watch the way everyone move with me.

[Courtney @H0t_Coco]

Been toilet training my son & I told him he doesn’t get a sticker on the chart bc he pooped in his pull-up and he goes “I will never be happy again” bro 3 is way too early for your emo phase

[Michael Pitts @bishoppitts]

Forgiveness is the work of a healed heart.

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

What's meant for you will always feel natural, calm and clear, not forced, chaotic and confused.

[Courtney @H0t_Coco]

You ever tweet something and you’re like ok that was funny. Why do none of you think I’m funny.

[Courtney @H0t_Coco]

Constantly convincing myself I annoy everyone around me and I’m a burden and no one likes me 🫠

[laina loo *:･ﾟ✧* @dreamergirl2727]

she’s a 10 but she quadruple texts you in every conversation bc she has too many thoughts

[jxdn @JadenHossler]

never force people to choose you
if they think they can find better
let them