mister gouda

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[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Imagine being the only person with hands in a world where no one had hands. You'd be asked constantly to just jerk people off. Scary stuff

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

You gotta maintain a lightness to your heart because turning into a bitter loser obsessed with how people have done you wrong is the most off-putting and unrewarding way a person can choose to be

[eric eidelstein @ericeidelstein]

INT. GOON CAVE - MORNING

[mister gouda @H2U2U_]

@AdamHoltererer @noctis_tenebrae Fuck you buddy

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

i stole a gnome's hat once and he screamed loud as fuuuuuck 😂 i guess its connected to their nervous system or something lol

[mister gouda @H2U2U_]

@AmarisDidNoBad @crazy_descent

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

two additional little chalk outlines next to my body where my airpods fell out

[mister gouda @H2U2U_]

@AlphOmegaDom @toofardown_ @herekdeckman Lmao what a tragedy. The arts are ruined

[lane @valntinenrem]

a group of people my age smoking on their balcony in the building across from me

[puter @modelocigarette]

my wife has decided to collab with me on a boner

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗰𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘂 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘂 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀

[໊ @ilswyth]

tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow

[lily @slammablelecter]

my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident

[🂱 @laylology]

#DudesRock

[Pukicho @pukicho]

If you’re an artist who makes beautiful art, honestly man, I’m going to fucking destroy you.

[Joe Keller 9️⃣🇵🇸 @Joe_keller710]

If my GF became Obsession i'd scream like a fat little pot-bellied gnome. I'd lowkey shout like an asshole.

[libz @scarydinosaur2]

#nah

[Sarah Evans @SarahjevsEvans]

Recent dogs and alcohol paintings

[mister gouda @H2U2U_]

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