Charlie Kirkocet 🎱

I get a migraine if I don't get a strange piece of ass every day

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[lingen ⛧ @lingenmustdie]

the day has come! I expected far less from this perfume, but the incense note is so realistic it's blowing my mind. the scent is sweetish, pungent, heavy, with an incredible aftertaste. it's truly very unique and intimate, verging on vulgar, something sinful and ritualistic

[Bigsouptaco @bigsouptaco]

Hello

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

You Should be Able to Control How much Blood goes to Each part of Your Body so You Could Send it all Straight to Your Feet and Create so Much Pressure That Your Feet just Blow Clean Off

[Tolu Lope👑🤟🏽 @_iamtolulope]

You really never know what happens in someone's house 😭😂

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Computer, what's the weather like? How do I feel about that? Is that good weather? Do I want to go outside? Do I want? Computer, do I want? Computer, "Walking to Applebee's" playlist, max volume.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

.@BarackObama My wife is hitting me in a Arbys bathroom

[infected zombified guest @Party_exeDYLNs]

I failed.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Literally loling. Guy shot me with a silver bullet because he thought I was a werewolf. I'm not and never have been. I am currently dying though on account of the bullet

[Woogie @Woogiex_]

I’m never letting my parents play overcooked again…

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

went to my city's fishing village and the street signs are fish.. fish!!

[juno @balloffthebench]

mmmnfggh wing,,,stop ! ... we'ree both,,, boys

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[rina @urrrinal]

fuck my stupid fungus life