Hanx 🇿🇲

Non much to talk about. Hit me up if y'all wanna ask.

[Tony | The Ambassador @tonytheegoon]

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[MRS BOND 💙🍃 @THEBONDGIRL5]

😂😂 kwwf

[big girl magic 🍑 @judithkabiki]

Gone in sixty seconds 😂😂😂

[Uncle Mor @MorenMaurice]

Do it kaili 💀

[LYDIA KEBIRUNGI @kebirungilydi]

Medical doctors…
Is this true?🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sungwe The Great🇿🇲☀️ @Sungwe_malvin]

Everytime when I think of going to sleep at woman's place I think of this,

[Chinx @justChinks]

Getting married to a woman before you’ve met all her friends is insanity
Imagine finding out on your wedding day that one of her friends has bigger bums? Jesus

[Chinx @justChinks]

Once a woman realises how much you enjoy her pu**y, you’re finished
You have to make her think she delivers horrible vagina. Spit on the bed after every round so she knows you’re disappointed. It’s the only way

[Chinx @justChinks]

Your grandparents had 3 families in the same town and they never knew about each other. And you’re struggling just to keep 1 side chic hidden from your wife? Do better young man

[Chinx @justChinks]

Don’t expect too much of your wife
If she doesn’t understand the offside rule or ball-to-hand, it’s fine. But if she asks you why the goalkeeper is the only one wearing gloves, divorce is the only answer.

[Chinx @justChinks]

It’s not possible to meet a woman who genuinely loves you once you’re rich
And it’s damn near impossible to find one who’ll love you’re when broke
God was cooking burnt rice when he created this Earth.

[Slick_ZM @Slick_ZM]

When you taste the partner they brag about 😭

[Tony | The Ambassador @tonytheegoon]

Me having a taste of my own medicine:

https://t.co/tJrx1AkgYb

[Futurist🇿🇼 @WaltJackman]

@AdvoBarryRoux Another day another reason to fear women!

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

During our great grandparents days families were hard to break because they ate as ONE in unbreakable dishes and cups.

[AI Clips @AI_CLIPs_Daily]

Nobody:

Stoners: I'd hotbox tf outa that

[Nkulunkulu @Nkulunkulu_God]

Where can I get these?🤣🤣🤣

[William Nskl @Nskl23]

A bag of me mealie meal is k300 in lsk, k350 ku copperbelt and free in prison, choice is yours😂

[Hanx 🇿🇲 @HBazungu]

Bars😂🫡

[Lord of Knives🔪® @Rathipa_Rampedi]

It can only be South Africans, what's this?
😂😭😂