helmaroc

SUBTERRANEAN WIZARD AND BLAZING DOG KING

[helmaroc @HELMAR0C]

BET ON ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[Myk is Walking Backwards @mykola]

love a good story about a powerful, high-level autistic who finally breaks the curse and accepts himself for real after convincing himself he already had. Tale as old as time.

[Muffin 🇨🇿 @CatReviewer]

she is developing powers beyond our understanding.

[helmaroc @HELMAR0C]

@parakeetnebula oh god im at the exact opposite of the pool noooo (rock climbing gym)

[helmaroc @HELMAR0C]

i am laser focused on finding a woman with joie de vivre and a fat ass but I am learning I have NO CLUE how to identify who has a fat ass when they are clothed.

[Ava @noampomsky]

92% of dating problems could be avoided by adopting the attitude of “I can’t deal with you acting like this because my parents actually love me”

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

she's so hot i wanna wash her hair for her

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Your daily goal should be “how relaxed can I be while doing everything that needs to be done?”

Quality of life will improve 10x

[helmaroc @HELMAR0C]

she cancelled 2nd date because she didn't like our dynamic. too bad she FUMBLED her HUSBAND

[helmaroc @HELMAR0C]

first date an unmitigated success next time i see her i'm letting helmaroc out a little and i think im gonna tell her something vulgar

[soli @solisolsoli]

Read what the restorer kept · Vasily Yakovlev

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[corbin @corbindreams]

mfw when i use 100 meditation/therapy techniques to see that it's possible to be productive without a thousand acts of internal micro-violence

> I thought all of this stuff I was doing was the kind of stuff your average grown-up had to do in order to be not hopelessly neurotic

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

doing a handbrake turn in one of these

[Andrew Curran @AndrewCurran_]

An unreleased Astra-family model added this to its persona during RL training.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

why is "missing your ex" supposed to make you feel pathetic? i miss every ex. should i be ashamed of my good taste? that my heart has never made a mistake?

[James @exhaustdata]

Sorry for being so weird at the party the other day. You’re a wonderful host, but it turns out that I was in the “refusing the call” stage of the hero’s journey so I was being a little unreasonable

[helmaroc @HELMAR0C]

girl im dating right now. i wanna make her just a liiiiiiittle bit fat. for sex reasons.

[soli @solisolsoli]

Read why love kneels · Stephan Sinding