FatherTeresa

I'm not the brightest spark in the drawer

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#EltonJohn WD40

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Looks like it’s gonna be the midnight train for Georgia #SCOGEO

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Has Shaun Murphy just took his Christmas decorations down before the match #bbcsnooker

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@hinge_xanderl That’s the car

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Can’t beat a cockney walkabout to the bee gees #TOTP

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@cluedont 10 Downing St june 2020

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@NickMotown https://t.co/Npmxe0klhO

I know he's now got a reputational problem but this is superbly told

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@Ottojizzmark Pills Thrills and Bellyaches

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All her answers will be si #TheChase

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@ThisMyStoryPod Just swap out ‘whilst’ for ‘despite’ and your spot on

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@RhonddaBryant Eeny meeny miny NO

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@danwootton Yea so bring back the biggest grifter out

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Happy birthday #RikMayall from all the lads on the Ark Royal

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@deborahprice1 @trouteyes Happy birthday Martha 🎂

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Trump is getting so bored with these pressers he’s took to just reading the yellow pages out loud

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@ij_ford Was it love at first flight?

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Can we use this format next week #HIGNFY

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Llandudno brothels offering door to door service now

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@ChloeBlows1 Place them in a large roasting tin, season with salt n pepper then scoop straight into the bin

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@celticrumours Tbf there is a staircase in the picture