Schmidt

i like video games, computers, homelabs and shitposting

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

if valve put a bluray drive on the next steam machine they'd kill

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

@ratlimit Theyre booing you because youre right

[ʚɞ @strbvdka]

“i’m goated” i say with tears forming in my eyes

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

@KLobstar my dog stops me

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

@boomhotdog2 the toothfairy pays big bucks for those

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

@lexylong 100%

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

I’ll always remember you, my first marginally hit tweet

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

I would frequently tell my then gf that i would die for roman mars

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

You’re nuts if you listen to podcasts with other people in the car, even if those people love you more than anything

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

@ggooooddddoogg You could have said vyvanse and been like 10% closer to saying a true statement

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

@lauriewired

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

Whenever i hear girls and boys i think of that one jimmy neutron episode

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I'm trying to get some major heat dome in the next week as well

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

this person has never rented in their life

[Zeluvy 🐍🎩 @SnakeHoppe]

Good luck everyone in NYC

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

@bilal_akh they didn't even spell his name right

[Bilal Akhtar 🧊 @bilal_akh]

Normalize posting your Ls publicly

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

oh no. i dont even get the dignity of having my spirit animal's name spelled right

[Michael @_britmonkey]

Most political compass tests are stupid and outdated, so I have created a political test that only focuses on REAL ISSUES of the 2020s. 64 questions that score you on four axes, including "Chud v Woke" and "Techbro v Luddite"

Reply with your results & tell me if it was accurate

[eliza @wlscarah]

in ap lang we had an assignment where we read past exam essays and guessed what they scored and this one became a biblical text in my friend group for years

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

@transgendererer @poisonjr Its been the opposite in my experience. pto without the guilt of “i should be writing rn” is very cloth

[Schmidt @HNIMNtwo]

So fucking glad i took the 10 year extended warranty on my evga 3080ti