hezzer3.bsky.social

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[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

“It's a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing.”

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

im hezzer3 on bluesky now

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

@megisreading 😎😎

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

I transgended

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Dune 2 this. Dune 2 that. You need to go dune 2 the town centre and hand out some copies of your CV

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

@death_cabbage Where's arboliva

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

On hold with newcastle council. The hold music is Barber's Adagio for Strings (the result when you google 'very sad strings song'), interrupted every 15 seconds with a voice saying 'All our operators are busy right now' I think we live in the parody version of real life

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

Every day I yearn for the return of forums

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

@death_cabbage loudly*

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

Northern rail have got someone with a northern accent announcing the stations which is nice but it doesn't stop their service from being see it say it sordid

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

Modern idiom: A Cheerio by any other brand would crunch as hard

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

@death_cabbage This one

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

Bored at work so I decided to fix English spelling. Ended up with the word "Piøiiød". Think that's me done.

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

Ordered a grilled cheese and they gave me a doohickey

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

@JoeThompson20

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

@death_cabbage true but also its mancunian

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

Guy next to me: "I'm gonna get off this tram, do a backflip on the platform, and land in greggs"

[hezzer3.bsky.social @HThomps67810]

man vs food was a boomer mukbang

[wint @dril]

bitches on here talk about "Following" buddy the only thing youre following is a horses big ass to collect all the poop& piss that comes out