before we met in person my girlfriend and I agreed we wouldn’t have sex until it “felt natural” so there was no pressure. and then we ended up having sex like 20 minutes after getting home from the airport
HOW FKING HARD IS IT FOR U FUCKTARDS TO UNDERSTAND THAT IM A PALE BIPOC TRANS & AUTISTIC AND I WAS IN A SLOW DESCENT INTO CONSERVATISM AND THEN STOPPED BEING A NAZI TERF AND REVERTED BACK TO ACCEPTING MYSELF AS A TRANS AGAIN STFU IM SO SORRY THAT YOUR LIFE IS SO FUKING UNEVENTFUL
Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True
"Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but I think I might have found out who the sixteenth student, lying hidden somewhere in this school is. The one they call the Ultimate Despair."
@undeadromxnce I really like to use this when I write my zombie guy cuz... yeah if you're feeling his ribcage from the inside according to him it's sooo good