HXPER

Crypto whale 🐳 | sell yo Sol, but don’t ever sell yo soul🧏🏽‍♂️| stay woke kids #maga‼️| OTP~ on the packet❄️

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

Enough joking around now.
I, HYPER_OTP, am formally and publically declaring war on all communist nations,
Specifically China and Russia.
This can be negotiated if you send Russian shyts and mewtwo built ABGs
The choice is yours kid😼😼

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

Anyone going to #Nottinghamuni if u go anywhere near my girl imma fucking punch the shit out of you

#notts #nottsuni #slut

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

Ay nasa fall all of y’all for doing my homie gordo (old reliable) wrong like that he ain’t deserve that shit. Imma come light you all up pussy ass @NASA
Ym unethical as fuck @peta get they bitch ass

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

Has packgod got cameo.
Making moves big money involved 💰

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

Nothing worse than getting blue balled by a slut.
Like ho give a brotha some neck already idc abt ur dads abusive nature😅😅

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

This guy just doesn’t care😭😭😭

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

Lord have Marcy on this cooked brotha😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

Got my phone back btw guys!
Failed my maths resit but hey, always got June right?😅😅
Anyways war resumed.
Bring it communists…
Fuck that throw the Jews in too☪️🕋

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

My goat be gooning to?

Do you think we’ve ever gooned to the same vid… at the very same time…?

Hm I like that.

Interlinked by gooning😕

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

Moms taking my phone now🙄

Please pause the war until tommorow when I wake up, but keep in mind I have foundation maths 14th resit so wish me luck

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

#freakylatina

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

A strong soldier you are,

You shalt not be forgotten, even if thy art slain, the memories of thous courage shall inspire generations to come

As the memories of those sacrificed are not for nothing. As they continue to live within us.

Igniting flames within our hearts

[THCRYPTOSHRIMP @Crysis_999]

@HYPER_OTP If that is your demand

I shall slay them all

Communists I hereby challenge you all to a duel at high noon

Be there or be square .

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

This bortha clearly knows what he’s dealing with here, respect kid

This is why he’s widely recognised as the greatest

Furthermore, I want you to be my right hand man

[THCRYPTOSHRIMP @Crysis_999]

@HYPER_OTP This should be cosidered a national threat to all military personnel and agencies across the world THE HYPER_OTP has spoken

This will shift the worlds balance as we know it

Should putin and china ignore his message he will rain down upon them with certain demise

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

I’ve been getting a lot of messages about my pfp so I’m here to clear the air.

Yes it is mark zuggleburf and yes he was on his knees for me

Fuck that I declare war on Facebook too
shit full of uncs
Negotiations can be held in exchange for freshly divorced milfs on yo app boy🧌

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

If time is but a construct of perception rather than a fundamental substrate, does change possess ontological weight—or is becoming merely the illusion of succession, masking a static, eternal reality?
Cooked this one with a 12 gage in my throat

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

If consciousness is both aperture and enigma, is the self a transient epiphenomenon or an ontological constant, and if agency is illusory, does meaning vanish, or attain a deeper exigency through its absence?

If you want to donate im starting a gofundme soon, It will be spent gd

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

If maths is the lead to all truths of the cosmos,

Then what about goonology 🤔
When in deep thoughts in goon, one realises the depths to which the human consciousness can expand in order to fulfill one’s dark twisted fantasies…

Kanye?🇩🇪🧑🏽‍🏭💨🇮🇱

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

Just cos my tweets ain’t all crypto now don’t get it twisted cuz this 46 year old virgin is still the crypto fucking gorilla. You best believe me and the dargs getting out this year.
Although, if the world as we know it is only a slither of true essence in being, what more is out

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

I’m 46 and never been in a relationship
But I would cheat on my wife with a meet built latina everyday if I was married. Sometimes I pretend to be married see if girls want me more. No
I often ponder the deepest matters that create the foundations of the universe we live in today

[HXPER @HYPER_OTP]

One time I gooned to a Twitter thread..
Led me to a tele of ppls girls getting jeetd on cam
That’s the day I realised I lowk fuck wit that cuck shi
What’s worse, my wife of 1 year and 13 days was there getting parted like the Red Sea
Still my proudest beat to this day👨🏽‍🦯‍➡️