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If the world is my oyster, when did I become allergic to shellfish?

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Introducing your 2022 @ATLReign... I had a lot of fun doing this personal project, hope you all enjoy it as much as I do!

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@Earclacks I do not look forward to you pitting my two newgen goats against each other... Rapier vs Club is gonna break my heart

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@tomcolicchio All they care about is "making the liberals cry". They would let the government actively take a 9mm to their kneecaps, while literal shit is flung at them if it meant watching a liberal throw a "tantrum".

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@The_Real_Hello @AzelfDaGirl "He doesn't like meat"
sounds like there's more for the rest of us, you're so generous!

"He didn't play high school sports"
didn't realise that was a requirement?

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@BagDread she knows waterbending, trust

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What if YOUR oc was in a FIGHTING GAME???

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1 OC-per-person!!!!!

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@Earclacks No matter how long a break you take, you'll always be a crossbum

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@MountainDew 2019 Retro Frame holo foil Liberty Brew

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@BamSmackPow Few things bring Arrowverse fans to their knees quite like "We are the Flash" does. Just an absolute insulting cheesefest moment that made so many people despise Iris.

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@Earclacks goddamn there are few balls that would've been worse matchups for Scroll than the dagger that basically creates a Gaara forcefield against the letters once it gets fast enough

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@Earclacks Unarmed did *not* wanna do this bro, there was NO energy on their part. Just clocked in, took out the competition, and left. Brutal

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@Earclacks LETS GOOOOO ACTUALLY INTERESTING BALL, THIS IS MY ANIME PROTAG

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@CatalystNB The part that makes it more infuriating to watch than anything is how it's always the same. It'd be one thing if we were actively trying to fix this ball and playtest some reworks, but these are the same matches with the same trash ball every game. The formula doesn't work, bruh.

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@Earclacks ok, lemme cook, I have a legitimate upgrade idea for crossbow.

Since it loves shooting walls, maybe it should have the arrows stick in the wall until the other ball(s) bounce into them to take damage. please, it needs something

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@Earclacks another day, another crossbow humiliation fetish content... retirement can't come soon enough

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@HillPete254 @Calzaggot chat how do I tell them

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@loggernamy when you suck so much as a concept, you have to literally drag your opponent down to your level to win

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@Earclacks Please, Earclacks, we're begging you. Stop making this goddamn bum fight 😭 ain't nobody wanna watch Crossbow matches

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@loggernamy I genuinely believe the easiest answer is to just give it minor aim assist. Not "It hits every time" obviously, but like, it aims in the general direction of the opponent instead of completely random rotation. You can *still miss*, but not every single time.

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@59487Endermeow it really does feel like there has been insane amount of Crossbow bias to play recently like nobody wants to see them humiliate themselves like this