James Select™

I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah

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@CoryBooker Is that what he said

[QQ @HeylKatme]

Megalopolis has become my litmus test in recent years on how much I value someone’s opinion. It’s not even whether you liked it or not, it’s just how you speak about it.

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@jaketapper Millennials?

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@UncleScottiepoo @greenbaytwinks You’re right it’s closer to Jim Crow

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@PatrickRuffini Me, fully ignoring how normal people actually feel about it: Behold the GOP’s level of cultural currency!

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@mattvanswol @spencerpratt ?

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@TWKsicem @ZacharyDonnini @VoteHub Me over in the Nithya Ballot Print Shop

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@TWKsicem @ZacharyDonnini @VoteHub Me too; are you in the Ballot Stuffing Division or in the GOP Ballot Incineration Division?

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@dookiebettsss ?

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@discolemonade11 @hello__caitlin @WallOfStafford Three times if you count the bobble

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@discolemonade11 @hello__caitlin @WallOfStafford A simple tag avoids the possibility of a bad throw. He fucked up twice.

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@AgileJebrim @yeahshorebud @SlopHq “It’s stupid to go grocery shopping without a vehicle” your suburb is a cage

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@AgileJebrim @yeahshorebud @SlopHq I live 3 minutes driving to my supermarket. It is a 10 minute walk if I’m walking slowly. You are wrong.

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@AgileJebrim @yeahshorebud @SlopHq A 5 minute drive is not a 45 minute walk

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@John82488972 @realhoopermovie When he isn’t being an asshole he’s sitting his white ass down to listen

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@megbasham @JeanneLocante @Timodc There’s still time for you to become a human being

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@stolenairbag @Milkman__Dead @TheFakeAbeBeame You’re both wrong

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@igTXSalazar @aidan54186539 @Ben13Porter I’m saying there being nothing under the padding isn’t what matters. The ball being lodged is what matters. I’m agreeing with you.

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@aidan54186539 @igTXSalazar @Ben13Porter That is not how the Lodged Ball rule works

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@rkylesmith If Zohran Mamdani is a Nepo Baby what would you call Andrew Cuomo