Haiku America

Practicing the art of Haiku in the USA. Old school liberal trying to lighten the mood.

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

This is hilarious.

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

Who is ugly??

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

American rapper/singer Azealia Banks posted this about Stephen Ogilvie, the victim of an attempted beheading in Belfast:

"Sheeesh, this motherfucker is so ugly i think the Sudanese guy did him a favor.

Wow this motherfucker is ugly"

Absolute vile retard

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@adnomur_6409 @FreddyLA7 I’m so glad you’re enjoying your time in our country! It’s nice to read a pleasant post for a change! We are so thankful to have this amazing country and far too many people take it for granted.

Good luck and I hope you return soon. 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

Following accounts of Europeans visiting America is so interesting! I’m glad this person is having a great time and sees that we’re way more than the crap media portrays us!

[NJ Assembly GOP @NJAssemblyGOP]

62% of NJ 4th graders can't read proficiently. 63% of 8th graders can't do math. But don't worry — @GovSherrillNJ has a $15M tutoring program that will reach 1% of students. Crisis solved. 👏

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@SecDuffy Freddy, visit Cape May, NJ on your way back to the games!

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@mirandadevine It’s deliberate. She’ll go on to have a media career as a race hustler when her term is done.

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@EYakoby See ya. GTFOOH.

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@ZannSuz @AutismCapital Yeah, we can all rest for a moment before he comes roaring back with more nonsense!

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

Following accounts of Europeans visiting America is so interesting! I’m glad this person is having a great time and sees that we’re way more than the crap media portrays us!

[Adno M @adnomur_6409]

I was just there for the first time as well and gotta say all the BS we're fed here in Europe (Netherlands myself) is sooo far off that it's incomprehensible. I mean, I always knew it was utter BS but seeing it with my own eyes was something else.

Best country I've ever visited by far. Next trip already booked for October!

Best moment was memorial day concert at the Capitol. Seeing people be proud of their country for a change and showing respect to the people who gave them their freedoms and fought so they can live peacefully, and the overwhelming respect to them is something we sadly don't have anywhere in Western Europe.

🇺🇸

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@adnomur_6409 @FreddyLA7 I’m so glad you’re enjoying your time in our country! It’s nice to read a pleasant post for a change! We are so thankful to have this amazing country and far too many people take it for granted.

Good luck and I hope you return soon. 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@infantrydort I wonder if the police would ever defect or if they’re too far gone.

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

You cannot lie to Congress and get away with it. And you cannot enable foreign money to influence our elections. ActBlue must be held accountable.

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@realsashastone Should have been done years ago. Bloomberg wanted to replace them with electric classic convertible cars but that got shot down.

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@walterkirn This 🤡was going to be second in command. Be thankful every day that we dodged that bullet.

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@realsashastone Bots.

[Haiku America @HaikuAmerica]

@mirandadevine Every one of these posts make me think of what hell we would be living with a Kamala Harris presidency.

[Miranda Devine @mirandadevine]

A comprehensive demolition of this reporter, the story, the NYT and fake news journalism in general. But the most interesting bit to me are the pungent criticism of Biden's HHS secretary Xavier Becerra, which accords with my interactions with his flaks on the illegal migrant "children" he was flying into Westchester on charter planes in the middle of the night.
Kennedy says Becerra "almost never showed up for work here during his four years in office. [He] reportedly spent most of his term ... in California.
"His only notable accomplishments here were losing 300,000 children, referred to HHS for custody and care, to human traffickers and drug runners, encouraging transgender surgeries, and disabling the entire program-integrity apparatus, allowing hundreds of billions of dollars of theft from my agency. I have set out to find the children Becerra lost. He is now the front-runner for the governor of California."

[Daniel Friedman @DanFriedman81]

Mohsen Mahdawi is 34 years old.

He first enrolled at Birzeit University in the West Bank in 2008 and studied there for six years. In 2018 he enrolled as an undergraduate at Lehigh University in Pennsylvania. He stayed there until 2021, and never earned a credential despite enrolling as a seventh year senior and being a full time student there for four years. Despite this extremely suspicious academic record, he was admitted as a transfer to Columbia University — a school which rejects over 97% of applicants — where he attended as an undergraduate for another four years.

Columbia’s rules explicitly state that students must be progressing toward an on-time graduation, but they accepted Mahdawi as an eleventh year undergraduate and allowed him to remain a student in good standing even though he was evidently not maintaining a full course load. His student status was a pretext; he was acting as a full-time anti-American, anti-Jewish and pro-terrorism activist. Since he claims to be a Palestinian refugee, it is unclear who was paying his tuition or providing for his rent and expenses in New York City while he was engaged in subverting American institutions.

He finally earned a bachelor’s degree in May 2025 from one of the top five American universities after 17 years as an undergraduate and was accepted to a master’s program at Columbia even though the State Department was already trying to deport him on national security grounds.

Democrats at every level fought hard to keep him in the country.

[Sherri Unfiltered™ @FFT1776]

If Jim Jordan is in charge of the ActBlue shitshow, don’t expect it to go anywhere.

Jordan grandstands with zero follow thru. His committee is where issues go to die.