SANDY!

brain works hard

[SANDY! @Hairmelon]

You're only allowed to be rude to me on here if youre at least one of the following
1)someone I know in real life
2)extremely funny
3)a babe

[paige @BonerWizard]

Cleaning out old screenshots

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂

Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

Perfect tweet, zero notes

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

How to get rich:

1. Buy fuel in Iran for 12 cents

2. Transport it to the USA

3. Sell it for $5

Why isn’t anyone doing this?

[Aslam 🇵🇸 @LeoneStan1]

Insane meme potential

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Saw something similar happen to a dude in a 7/11 parking lot

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Zach Cregger says Scientists told him This Morning that he is the Only 'RESIDENT EVIL' Fan to ever actually play the 'RESIDENT EVIL' games.

"I was shocked."

(Source: @DEADLINE)

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

there are two buttons, red and blue

red button: really fucking evil horse is born. hes so fucking evil and causes world war 3

blue button: abort evil horse, but horse hell now exists, and all horses go there no matter what when they die from now on

what is your choice?

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Triple H’s saucelessness is negatively impacting his roster

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

give it up already

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

This is extremely funny to do to the quite elderly avatar of White Anglo-Saxon Protestantism

[Coke @CokeLivesMatter]

Trump doesn't even react to assassination attempts anymore he just sits there like this

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

.@FBI

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When the January 6th people made it inside and didn’t really know what to do.

[Jake Chinatown @JakedChinatown]

“This guy made fun of us and really nailed it”

[swami sound @swamisound]

I need everyone to play metal gear solid 2 immediately