Hal Johnson

Keeping fit, having fun, fucking white girls

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

Fat shaming works. And if it doesn't, at least it's still a good time.

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@dailyonequote @grok @onlyCFrancisco Grok also said it's dead ants lol. Thanks for confirming.

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@JustinTrudeau Literally the worst Canadian to ever live

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@QSmith819 @oldcanadaseries What a stud

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@Canada this country is a fucking joke. What kind of website has a "Sorry, We're Closed sign?"

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@CespedesBBQ Barger's throw from the outfield was over 98 lol

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@DrewSmith_33 @RKalland You can't count on such a good throw. Vlad would have been walked anyway.

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@randybullock28 @RodTheKicker3

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@randybullock28 Why are you still unemployed? You need to promote your talents. I think it would be a good idea to make a video making all the kicks that were missed in the past week. Fat Randy's got to be getting hungry.

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@BlueJays #notperturbed

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Does anyone on the @BlueJays other than @GeorgeSpringer run hard to first base? Fat fucks @VladGuerrero27 @alejandro_kirk

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@wolfofx Nothing lights up my weekend like a bunch of pictures of kids dying of cancer

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@Allan_Fong_ You tell me? I believe you have stolen this man's identity.

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

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@Allan_Fong_

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@TELUSsupport I'? letting you know that your customer service is so bad, I cancled my home services and cell phone. Dealing with AI is infuriating and then dealing with pushy indians that hardly speak English isn't much better. I'm saving a bunch of money now too so thanks.

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@telus @Rogers @Fidomobile @Bell If you cold call me trying to sell me something and the guy can barely speak English, I ain't ever buying your shit

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@TheCartelDel Being part of a gang isn't a good thing. Bloods, crips, Hells Angel's, MS 13 etc are all human garbage. I guess it's cool to have a bunch of dummies in a dusty backyard though.

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@Clynnieman @bennyjohnson Have you tried supervising your husband while he washes the dishes?

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

I've come to the conclusion that people who show more than eight top teeth when smiling are bat shit insane

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

@QSmith819 Oh fuck, I didn't know it just post that lol

[Hal Johnson @Hal__Johnson]

My Twitter worth is: $148.50

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