Haley Snyder Wysong

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

serious question: when someone's telling you a sad story and crying how long should I wait before take a bite of my corn dog?

[grovy @grovymango]

im not former gifted student. i am still gifted. put me in a fourth grade class i'll annihilate them all like i did the first time

[SuttonImpaQt, JD @suttonimpaQt]

Nobody:
The English Royal Family:

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Am I losing my mind or has it become dramatically more difficult to copy and paste on an iPhone over time?

[Zachary Dean @zachtoseptember]

When George Floyd was murdered by police, the media highlighted his criminal record

When Ashli Babbitt was murdered by the police, the media highlighted her status as a Air Force veteran

... & largely ignored her property destruction charges & 3 restraining orders

[avery @sunsetsapphics]

“hmm i wonder if they planned this”

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

One America. Two completely different experiences.

[Soundz @jrsoundz_]

So you’re telling me a bunch of Jimbos and Karens broke through 4 levels of security in what’s supposed to be one of the most secure buildings in the US... and nobody got shot???? Don’t tell me bout white privilege.

[tøady @todderic_]

this is madness.
if these protesters were black they’d be gassed, beaten and shot by now. we only enforce the law when it’s in our favor.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

A reminder that the people who breached security today at the Capitol find what @Kaepernick7 did to be offensive.

[Let A Naysayer Know @somtochukwu___]

we marched because we were getting killed, y’all are rioting because you didn’t get your way...we are not the same.

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

Can’t believe Republican congressmen don’t want to meet their fans

[Reese Phillips @ReesePhillips11]

The irony that they’re climbing over a massive wall doesn’t get lost.

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

It's almost like "Blue Lives Matter" wasn't actually a thing? 🤔

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Imagine how fuckin uncomfortable the other kids in this class were

[dario @isitromantic]

what is joe biden’s plan to get taylor her masters back

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i was prepared to go to civil war to defend democracy but i guess im gonna have to go to war to defend harry styles wearing a dress

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

guys be like “i know a spot” and take you to four seasons total landscaping