Halie Jo

If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear, help the bear, cause that bitch gon need it

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

@mrjaxtaylor Instagram says that you can’t clear the table even with a running start I guess idk

[Ryan Mura @RyanMura]

me and fellow vaccinated bills fans absolutely blasting each other with particles this fall

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

@notactuallyerin Perplexed that the game you chose was Rummikub

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

About to smash my iPad in rage watching the last episode of the Woody Allen documentary

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

Being vaccinated

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

@uwu_dylann I can think of a lot of reasons

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

My nephew be like

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

What do you get a 1 year old for their birthday

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

@kenz_springerv2 I still sit there like “😰😰😰” when Ross says “take thee Rachel”

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

My mom asked me if she still has to make Easter baskets this year. Umm we will be 31, 28, and 24 on easter. Of course you fucking do

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

When you hang up with OnStar they say “stay safe out there” which I think is just so cute

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

@Rae_Hamilton26 Oh yeah I forgot about opium

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

Poppy seeds don’t taste like anything and they get in your teeth so what’s the point of them

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

@JoeKonzeJr Yeah well I can’t so

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

I can’t believe dr seuss said fuck skinny bitches

[Christine Bish @BishforCA]

Let me get this straight.

On the right are the lyrics for Nicki Minaj’s song “Anaconda”. This song was played on mainstream radio and on YouTube with no age warning.

On the left are the words of a Dr. Seuss book.

Joe Biden only considers the Dr. Seuss book inappropriate.

WOW!

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

@namethattune put me on your show

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

@LegCoys @SpeakerPelosi And I’ll continue to do everything I can to keep people alive in my reused ppe while hating this country

[Halie Jo @Halie_xO]

Did you guys know it’s a privilege to keep humans alive 12 hours a day with insulting compensation? Thanks Nance. Get fucked. ⁦@SpeakerPelosi⁩