Garrick Hall

Detective, I guess. Not a good man but a necessary one.

Uncovering the filth that got us into this mess.

Wrong, sometimes. Usually not.
Wish I was, most days.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@DystOptimist @StutteringCraig Cool. You co-sign someone committing fraud (twice), scamming his own mother out of 10K, lying about his wife having cancer, and taking money from literal homeless fans because he lied that he was going to lose his house and be imprisoned if they didn't pay up.

"Just antisocial"

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@SideScrollers @TheyCallMeDSP @TheMeleeJames @IanCrossland @SmashJT "Rewarding a man who scams his own mother and lies about his wife having cancer is based, guys. We're so hecking funny, giving money to a guy we know takes advantage of a mentally disabled audience. Why aren't you laughing with us guys? Guys?"

That how you all sound right now.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@Krypt1cKann0li Bro saw how many levels you were above him and bubble hearthed.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@spiderkie94 The drama you started.

Then I held a mirror so you could see your own glaring failures for the first time in your adult life.

You baby raged, tried to clap back (didn't work), and got ratioed into oblivion.

That drama? Want to be sure we're in agreement, for clarity's sake.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@YorchTorchGames You don't get to talk about weak men while "respecting the pronouns and new name" of a delusional man like Mike Rayner.

The only weak man here is you, Yorch, which is par for the course.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@SmashJT @YellowFlashGuy @IanCrossland @StutteringCraig
Playing SF with DSP, willfully ignoring he's a sociopath who scammed his own mother out of 10K+ and lied about his wife having cancer for pity, all for content yuks, speaks on the content of your character, none of it good.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@spiderkie94 My guy notice how I don't label myself "professional X poster". What relevance does my follower count have to you being an objective failure at your chosen vocation?

I didn't decide to put "YouTuber" in your bio with 200 subs after four years. That was all you, champ.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@JadeSetRadio A man who is asset flipping IRL calling something else an asset flip.

Wild.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@GoldieLocks1776 That's not what you said, vapid sow.

You spoke for men as a group. You received pushback for not only speaking on something you know nothing about, but also using an AI modified picture of Sweeney.

Then you ran, like a coward.

For once in your life, take the L like an adult.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@NilesSankey Immediately following this exchange, newspapers and blogs scrambled to change their headlines, make the necessary adjustments to now refer to the "Cornell 8".

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@MegaMachina @SecretNameShit @lunaticleviath That is not how demographic works; your pseudo-intellectualism has no power here.

That's as deep as saying "the default demographic for electric razors are people with facial hair"

No shit. Try being intellectually honest for once. Who are the overwhelming majority of "gamers"?

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@MegaMachina @SecretNameShit @lunaticleviath "straight people aren't the default demo for games"

They are, in fact, definitionally, the default demo.

You don't know what words mean.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@americannative_ You got so tired of using the picture of a man who threatened to sue you for using his likeness that you've resorted to AI.

We see you, shit-skin. We see you saar. And under no circumstances will we redeem, saar.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@tanpukunokami Claim: NyanChuu is Japanese

Counter: Hooters is in Japan, and had 7 locations. Their rise and fall were national news, 2010-2019. The one location left is popular and in Ginza, the heart of Tokyo. A Japanese man would know this.

Conclusion: Nyan is a fraud

Confidence: High

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@YorchTorchGames One of the softest men on X, famous for crashing out over a video game character and going on multiple soy-filled rants, wants you to know that emotional men can't be trusted.

This is the one time you should listen to him. You heard him, he can't be trusted.

He said so himself.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@nib95_ NIB, you're an obese man who is at least 80 lbs. overweight, hiding behind an AI manipulated idealized version of yourself because you're both too lazy and too stupid to stick to a diet and exercise program.

Maybe pump the brakes on the projection about beta males. Just a bit.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@SamuraiDoggo @madcap412 No we wouldn't. Nintendo is a company that's been around since 1889. You don't stick around for over a century by paying for market data and then opting to ignore it.

BTW, Atari and Sega did the same thing, but you choose to ignore that since it's inconvenient to your narrative.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@SamuraiDoggo @madcap412 They did that because of the exhaustive market trend analysis of arcade consumer demographics, you simpleton.

You know, the things that also had video games, and existed before the NES.

[Garrick Hall @HallsOfGarrick]

@theNyx__ That man has her eyes lit up, her smile wide, and her hand covering her mouth to playfully muffle real, unforced laughter.

I'm get that you're unfamiliar with this emotion, but that's called "joy", and it is the end goal of any date.

May you experience it one day yourself.