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Jack of all trades master of none| Dark and Majestic

[carbonbuns @carbonbuns]

whatsapp as a medium of corporate communication needs to be permanently banned. i wish i could block everyone. you should NOT be fully available to your workplace all the time. respectfully, please, please get a life outside of work. why are you messaging me at 10pm.

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.
Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days!

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

[🪐 @starlorem]

why are indian muslims getting salty? you’re not part of that, so shut up. your mosque wasn’t bombed, and your people weren’t slaughtered by the taliban, so don’t lecture us when we crush them.

[🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦 @Phislash]

All I can say is, Hitler knew something we didnt know!!!!!

[Oshaz @ThisisOshaz_]

On today’s Twitter, we found out that Maria B never actually cared about Islamic principles or trans people. Her husband was cheating on her with a trans person, and she simply turned it into a social media hate campaign because she couldn’t hold her husband accountable??

[M @HallucinatedM_]

Pta nhi is qoum Ko banjhpan Ka Kia Itna darr hy Konsa koi atomic scientists paida kr rhy Hain ajeeb
#HPVVaccination

[Momin Sheikh @MominISheikh]

Pakistan has something seriously going wrong in its med schools

[Jabulani Macdonald ⚡️ @Jabu_Macdonald]

#Straw

“Don’t cry it’s just a movie”

The movie :

#StrawNetflix

[Zoha. @zohaaa]

Let’s be real the jokes were lighthearted. It is your statement that is disgusting and below the belt.

[Ahad @abdulahadjawaid]

Koi baat nahi movie mein adjust karlena

[M @HallucinatedM_]

Pakistan is a lottery for Indian cinema

[Adeel Raja @adeelraja]

Same to same!

[Ihtisham Ul Haq @iihtishamm]

The state really needs to watch these videos again & again.. This is serious. #Bannu https://t.co/Qf0ct7pFBi

[M @HallucinatedM_]

@adeelraja MehrBano Qureshi

[Salaar Khan @Brainmasalaar]

The Supreme Court, today, stood by the people of Pakistan, their Constitution, and on the right side of history.

There is hope, yet.

[HK. @HammaadKhaann]

Doing masters right after bachelors (without getting any professional experience) is the dumbest career move of all-time.

[M @HallucinatedM_]

جاہل اور عالم میں سب سے بڑا فرق یہ ہوتا ہےکہ عالم کی حد ہوتی ہے اور جاہل کی کوئی حد نہیں ہوتی

[M @HallucinatedM_]

Logic nhi mil rhi is bat ki koi bhi

[Sabahat Zakariya @sabizak]

I’m not happy I left Pakistan, as so many who leave say, I will always be sad and bitter and livid that the creation of Pakistan has displaced us from our homeland, Lahore, a city of Hindus, Muslims and Sikhs in vast numbers pre-partition, a city with heart, soul and diversity whose carcass is strewn in names like Jain Mandir and all of Ganga Ram’s buildings and all the names of honour roll Hindu students in the corridors of GC and KE. A city that was destroyed by partition and that can only return to some semblance of normalcy upon the end of the Pakistan project. Or at the very least upon changing the ideal upon which it is built.

[M @HallucinatedM_]

The lady of halwa dress should take asylum to any European country and get out of this fuckin banana republic and save her life