Halt's Spider

Monitoring the situationship.

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@seconds_0 Someone sell trump on how much he could personally make on real estate if he buys up a bunch and then federally preempts bay area zoning...

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@tracewoodgrains Registered letter? Email to legal cc-ing state attorney general?

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@Rohanburdened "Sometimes the truth is a hard-to-swallow pill"

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@garybasin Software engineers are very prone to writing systems for the data they derived from first principles rather than the data they actually have

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@ingelramdecoucy Both americans and euros wildly underestimate gdp per capita gap + material consequences of same

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@ingelramdecoucy Mass affluence is a hell of a drug

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@owenbroadcast The better you get at filtering for intelligence in the job market, the more fucked places depending on minimum wage labor will be (The Sort, cf patio11)

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Presumably a right-skewed distribution, so median != mean even if reporting median correctly. Plus, may not be closest driver that takes ride & driver may not drive optimally.

But yes, Uber should have skin in game on estimates (partial refund if X min late?)

[John Loeber 🎢 @johnloeber]

Standard experience booking an Uber

“5 minutes away”

I order it

“Finding your driver…”

“Pickup in 7 minutes”

I open my timer

9 minutes and 21 seconds later, it arrives

This is so tedious and I am tired of being deceived at the margin

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@selentelechia Baby: yawns, "after me, the flood"

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@growing_daniel It's a time-honored tradition, see Webvan

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@pissboymcgee It's not job specific!

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@arpitrage @florianederer Business processes that generate last-minute demand aren't a core consumer group for fifa? Also airlines aren't a monopoly in the us? 3 big players.

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@growing_daniel You think cal state gov is competent enough to rig an election?

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@AaronBergman18 I thought tables were where you put the overflow books?

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@Meelsie143 "I just read the smut for the maps"

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@Spanish_Techno The posting will continue until the CAC improves

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@Doug_Lemov @Uber It's called lugg

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@Noahpinion @Amina_io Actually, they're mostly normal. 1000 plots Vorkosigan is an outlier and should not be counted.

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@LinkofSunshine Have you seen the article about the taliban complaining about traffic and the 9-5 grind?

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@cljack I mean, unless the nipples are erect...