Hayley Oliver

PT, DPT. Physical Therapist in search of my golf ball, fluffy pups, and hoppy beers.

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

Poor pickup lines, biblical version

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

I think I see the artist’s vision. The execution, however

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

Felt itchy doing yard work but didn’t think much of it. Took off my tank before getting in the shower and a half-dead roach fell out! I hate the south sometimes

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

For a good time call 121.5

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Two pilots appeared to make meowing noises and dog barks as they communicated with each other before air traffic control at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport called them out on Sunday.

"You guys, you need to be professional," an air traffic controller is heard saying.

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

This account never misses but this is just 10/10, no notes

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

With all of this going on, it does make me feel a little better knowing the “manly” guys in town in their huge diesel trucks with the Trump stickers are paying $5 a gallon

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

@hubermanlab @DGlaucomflecken

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

I know they’ve been getting a lot of hate recently, so just wanted to give a positive s/o to @AmericanAir for issuing us a prompt refund after last weekend’s snow/ice debacle which resulted in multiple cancelled flights for us

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

@cori_hammond @Tolkienlegacy @offbeatorbit Ahahah ok perfect

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

Your NFC South champs, baby

[Primetime Carolina @primetimecar]

“The Panthers don’t deserve it” thinking i care if the Panthers deserve was your first mistake buddy

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

The NFC South is so lucky there’s no relegation in the NFL

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

Loool twitter is listening, this was literally me half an hour ago. Death, taxes, bow to no one scene

[The Dark Side @FantasyGalaxies]

This lord of the Rings scene does it every time🥹❤️

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

The most panther ending to a half ever

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

Tongue out for Valium before hip surgery and again 14 months later, the goal, after marathon exhaustion

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

Right around the time I find the perfect running shoe is when they decide it’s time to drastically change that version

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

There must be a word in german that describes the satisfaction of picking the perfect Tupperware size for the leftover food you have

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

Boy checking my Facebook feed in the small red southern town I live in was a bold choice this morning

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

Uh oh the Panthers are bad again daaaaamnit

[Hayley Oliver @Hammond524]

Had the request to “cut the air down” from two different patients today, and it turned out one wanted the room warmer and the other wanted it colder. Oh, the south