Luke Morris

I post interesting facts. I play bass in a noisy band. I'm a God-botherer. I'm a member of the Green Party but ideologically an anarchist. I like the wrassling.

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@DominikDiamond Blinking definitely gets in the way of reading 900!

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Pictured: Donald Trump dons full kit (including shin pads and boots) to celebrate winning the Champions League for Chelsea in 2012.

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@LindseyBoylan They're using it here in the UK again, linked to that increased US use. Here it's been on a par with other serious slurs since the 90s so is pretty offensive, but I first noticed British Youtubers using it because of their "American audience" and it's increased since then.

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Wait, the mighty Kevin Harlan is commentating on the Dolphins game this week? Definitely the man to break this season's curse!

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Interesting Fact #436: Butterflies feed on the tears of other animals.

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Yeah boyeeee!

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Jackanory - The Hobbit (1st October 1979). To celebrate reaching the 3000th edition of Jackanory, a tag team of four readers - Jan Francis, Bernard Cribbins, Maurice Denham, and David Wood - tackled this book.

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@WingfieldNFL The offense just looks beautiful when those are added. Defenses being dragged the wrong way, players running into open space for the pass, blocking working. Really enjoyed parts of last night.

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@OmarKelly On that drive when they got backed up 25 yards within a minute he looked like he was gonna get rid of all of them.

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@Richhkiddzy1 @DouglieDoWrong Some quality blocking today and a great reception.

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@KentCricket I enjoyed the commentary just then: "Kent batting to save the game half way through day 2". Sheeeeeesh.

I just hope that Compton gets runs, would be good to see him finish top of the County Championship run scorers.

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@Saraya Yes mayo on pizza! You know it!

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@Bushwood__CC @OmarKelly Tua was purring in the 2nd an 3rd quarters. He looked back to his best and suddenly in the 4th the pressure was on him again as the o-line folded. I know the int was ugly but there is NO WAY I'm putting this one on Tua.

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@DouglieDoWrong He didn't have the angle, I believe.

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@SelfMade0602 More often than not when he does roll like that he makes a play.

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@SiClancy Since he's been a Dolphin that pass to Waddle would have been his bread and butter. So many times he's converted this kind of play for a 1st down.

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@ChristianVDV @nedboulting I learnt everything about the USA from Ed Winchester.

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@OmarKelly Looked at my phone to see a Sleeper notification telling me Phillips had been downgraded to "Questionable". Their spies are far too quick to update. I was scared for a minute.

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@schadjoe 44 here. Potential telemarketing is why I stay silent if it's an unknown number.

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@bushontheradio Lush were great but seemed more comfortable with their shoegaze scene. Louise Wener would be my pick.

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@White_Vanguard_ @MrFreeze7821 @PolitlcsUK @guardian Fella thinks the Angles and Saxons were British. 😂
Take your people and racism back to Europe and leave us Celts and Moor people alone.