Hannah Rose

If I could give you just one gift, do you know what it would be? Confidence. That or a scented candle.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Been getting a lot of hate on twitter for standing up against the right wing fascists currently terrorising innocent citizens across the UK.

I will never stop fighting against fascism! Who's with me?

To counteract the hate, post a ❤️ if you agree love is stronger than hate!

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

These fucking morons on the streets aren’t ‘rising up’ because they have a political view, they couldn’t spell ‘politics’. They’re not even doing it because they’re angry, look at them.. they’re having a great time. Thuggery and violence is their hobby, their sport. Pure scum.

[sianushka @sianushka]

I keep thinking how 3 little girls were killed & more were hurt & traumatised, & instead of talking about their precious lives, we are being forced to focus on violent entitled white men burning cars & towns, who don’t give a shit about women’s & girls’ safety.

[Hannah Rose @HanRoseShepherd]

@NowThenSunshine Have you got any father's day cards? Would love to get one from you, have always loved the stuff we have bought from you x

[Hannah Rose @HanRoseShepherd]

@SimonstoneStP @HRVSSP Thanks for giving them such a great experience! So much time and hard work goes into a performance like that so thank you for everything you have done! ❤️

[Hannah Rose @HanRoseShepherd]

@Georgeatasda just wondering how I can benefit from the George rewards points I have? I have built up 1684 from online orders and can't find a way of actually using them (other than on sale items I don't want!) If I buy in store I get Asda points, but online I seem to lose out!

[Hannah Rose @HanRoseShepherd]

@premierinn any idea when I will hear back from guest relations? I got confirmation that my issue was being looked into and I would hear back within 15 days - this was on 22nd October. Tried to chase it up and still NOTHING.

[Hannah Rose @HanRoseShepherd]

@DecathlonUKCS trying to get in contact regarding a faulty bike bought as a Xmas present. Not heard anything back from emails and really need to sort it asap! How can I sort this? Thanks

[Hannah Rose @HanRoseShepherd]

@BurnleyOfficial any chance you could get someone to clean up the memorial garden at the turf ahead of home games? Empty bottles of vodka etc scattered around- doesn't look great for visitors &not pleasant for those going to pay their respects ahead of games.Would be appreciated

[Simonstone StPeter's @SimonstoneStP]

So proud of all Year 3! Well done to our two super stars who spoke directly to the camera! They captured just how grateful and happy all the children were this morning ⭐️ @ASFCofficial

[Bank of Dave OBE @FishwickDavid]

Fantastic meeting everyone who fund raised for Simonstone St Peter’s Primary School, Thank-you for the amazing reception I received & great to meet parents & children who literary climbed up hills & mountains to raise the money
I’m glad my team at Fishwick’s Minibuses could help!

[Simonstone StPeter's @SimonstoneStP]

How’s your school minibus 🚐 fundraising going this summer? Tweet/share your photos for a shout out!
Here we have PS baking for her bread sale!!! 🍞 👏🏻 🥖 Tremendous effort!!! Thank you! #teamsimonstone❤️

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

20 THINGS I LEARNED IN THE FIRST YEAR OF PARENTHOOD

1. People who say you should 'enjoy every single moment’ are at best, unrealistic and at worst, morons.

2. It's easy to get to midday and realise you've not stopped since 6am but have achieved a grand total of fuck all.

3. I don't care how strong you think you are, nobody is stronger than a baby that doesn't want to get dressed.

4. It's impossible to tidy the house. You can move things around and put them in different rooms but the house will remain a shithole.

5. And there’s more chance of visiting Narnia than seeing the bottom of your laundry basket.

6. People without kids who say they're exhausted can kiss my tired, fat arse.

7. In fact some days your energy levels resemble those of a diabetic sloth that’s cutting out caffeine for Lent.

8. I told my childless friend I'd had an 'amazing lie in till 7.30am' and he pissed himself laughing. I was deadly serious.

9. I now time my morning routine by CBeebies theme tunes. If I'm not running the shower by the time Octonauts is starting, I'm fucked.

10. Phase 2 of parenthood is when an episode of a kids show comes on and you think, "Ah fuckin hell, I've seen this one."

11. And whoever let Postman Pat fly a frigging plane this week needs a slap.

12. I love my kids more than anything in the world.

13. But I’d love them even more if they’d nap properly.

14. Getting your baby to nap is like a game of Snakes and Ladders. One wrong move and you're back to the beginning.

15. When remarking "they've gone down well tonight" it's best to check you've turned the baby monitor on first.

16. Often you’ll panic that there's something seriously wrong with your baby but then realise they're just having a massive shite.

17. Some nappy changes are like Brexit - tonnes of build up, nobody really knows what's going on and a horrible mess to clean up afterwards.

18. Paying £40 a day for nursery when your kid is too ill to go because of a bug they caught at nursery smarts like a kick in the knackers.

19. Parenthood is a crafty bastard - the second you master something it changes the game so you're shit at it again.

20. When your child laughs the world makes sense.

(If you enjoyed this list I post regular videos to Twitter & my new stand up tour ‘How Not To Be a Terrible Parent’ is onsale now…)

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

Gary Lineker will stroll over to Sky and earn four times his current salary.. and continue to tweet whatever the hell he wants. The BBC, on the other hand, will not just lose a talent, but discourage anybody with a social conscience from ever working for them.

[Hannah Rose @HanRoseShepherd]

@FishwickDavid @shaunhinds @NetflixUK We spotted you! 🤫

[Hannah Rose @HanRoseShepherd]

@IKEAUKSupport I am planning a trip to the Manchester store on Friday to plan & buy a built in wardrobe. I have been trying to schedule an appointment but no date is available on your website - will be able to see someone without an appointment? Is this a website issue?

[Luke Robinson @mrlukerobinson]

Funniest bit at the end with Meryl and @ClaudiaWinkle

"Guys we've got 33 fucking grand WOO!"

"Could you not swear for just 5 seconds, we're getting the end shot of the entire show!!..”

"Oh shit, sorry!" #TheTraitors

[Rob Anderson @iamrobanderson]

Bit sick of Ladbaby being wheeled out every year to normalise food banks instead of calling out the very government they voted for.

[Hannah Rose @HanRoseShepherd]

@TwinklyLED just bought some cluster lights, LOVE them however the colours seem to be all wrong - if I select red, they go green! Every colour is the opposite to the colour selected! Is there a way I can fix this? Thanks!

[Hannah Rose @HanRoseShepherd]

@Jenny_Rbrts So true!!