Hank

I'm not fat.
I'm big boned !!!

[Hank @HankMuth]

I got next !!!!! 🥳

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I was part of something very special yesterday..

We were invited to be a part of the Stumpy Stampede Corgi Race at the Colts game..

It was a great day 😂😂 #PMSLive

[University of Michigan @UMich]

HAIL! The Michigan Wolverines are NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! 🏆

#GoBlue

[Hank @HankMuth]

Bulldog Up, you wuss !!!!
🙄

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

No. 1 Georgia trails South Carolina 14-3 at the half 👀

[Hank @HankMuth]

Thoughts and Prayers 🙏

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Georgetown University mascot Jack the Bulldog dies at age 4: 'Brought joy to thousands' https://t.co/moxsvhwUAQ

[Hank @HankMuth]

See a dentist, Brah.
Geeez.

[NHL @NHL]

Dozer Johansen is READY for the @Avalanche season to start. 😤

(📸: IG/ryanjohansen92)

[Hank @HankMuth]

Stop blowing up my phone.
That's not me !!!! 🙄

#WestminsterDogShow

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Dawg Show 😤🐶

#WestminsterDogShow

@CFBONFOX | @GeorgiaFootball | @WKCDOGS

[Hank @HankMuth]

If this punk gets drafted and I don't, my agent is so fired !!!
#NFLDraft

[NFL on Prime Video @NFLonPrime]

And with the Eagles next pick, they select...

#NFLDraft

[Hank @HankMuth]

Tuna representin' for his peeps.

👏👏👏👏

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tuna. You have once again taken him to the vet instead of the park. Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, even more shame on you. 12/10

[Hank @HankMuth]

Whatta disgrace.
I coulda filled in for this slacker if the price was right !!! 🤔
#NationalChampionship

[Justin Felder @Justin_FOX5]

Uga the bulldog not making the trip to LA, reports @WTOC11. Woof. https://t.co/IUrxagGCqn

[Hank @HankMuth]

Instead of playing amateur filmmaker when I'm resting peacefully in some pathetic attempt to snore-shame me ... how bout you get me a blanket, Scorcese !!! 🙄

[Hank @HankMuth]

Being the head of this family is so freakin' exhausting that I fell asleep on my feet !!!! 🙄

#HankTKO

[Hank @HankMuth]

My chew toys put up more of a fight than Ohio State !!! 😭🤣😂

#GoBlue

[Hank @HankMuth]

Did I eat too much yesterday? Yes.
Will I proceed to nap most of the day?
Probably.
Is my snoring adorable?
Of course.
Will I be ready for brunch in one hour?
C'mon now. 😉

#HanksGiving

[Hank @HankMuth]

Let the record show that I would have probably run for about 10 feet ... and then chomped down and punctured the ball with my teeth. 🤔

#GoBlue

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Found some green grass and nobody was stopping @DEdwards__!

[Hank @HankMuth]

I dare the airlines to tell me whose lap I can sit on !!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A Lady Lost Her Mind And Fought A Flight Attendant Because They Told Her She Couldn't Have Her Dog Sit On Her Lap. It's High Time We Draft A Set Of Rules For Flying. https://t.co/pvXpo7GARu.

[Hank @HankMuth]

Just got yelled at for scooting my butt across the rug in an attempt to soothe a little hemorrhoidal discomfort I've been experiencing.

You'll never guess who ratted me out.

Hint. She's pictured behind me.

🙄

#MySisterIsARat

[Madeline Muth @muth_madeline]

@HankMuth poor hank!! 😭🥰

[Hank @HankMuth]

@muth_madeline If you're coming home this weekend, how bout you hook your boy Hank up with a chew toy.

Justtttt sayin'. 🤔

[Hank @HankMuth]

Got invited to a special event ... only to be told that they don't make tuxedos my size ... and now ... I'm home alone ... again. 😢

(OK. I wasn't invited anywhere. I just wanted to point out that IF I was I'd have nothing to wear, damn it !!!)

[Hank @HankMuth]

Stop acting like a poodle and bulldog up, ya Punk !!!! 🙄

#Bulldogs