Hannah Bowerman

Tired of the Tories, disappointed with Labour...

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

@Thorpey @kentishsal @TrentBridge If she doesn't want sexual abuse hurled at her, she shouldn't go?! You don't even know how old she is!

And you have a daughter!
Are you one of the "protect are wimmin" crowd?

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

Imagine employing a "Fine Art Consultant" who has the manners of a chimp and the cultural capital of a discarded plate of dog food.

[Gabriel Mican @youwishmusic]

You guys made it to the next round for winning one game against Qatar and scraping a draw vs Canada.

If it weren't for referees carrying you during the qualifications, starting with that first game vs Romania where they had a clear penalty not awarded, you would've never even made the playoffs to begin with.

That luck will end next Wednesday.

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

@blankslate2017 Fuck off

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

Surely the most American thing would be to turn up late, let the Soviet Union win it and just claim the trophy...

[Jon Katz @JonKatz79]

Most American thing we can do would be to win a World Cup that we barely knew we were participating in.

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

@Yep_Cynicial @czabe It was never authentic - do you think he's never seen a petrol station or cheese before he went to the World Cup?

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

@rubiosam31 @charise_lee It's a grift.
That Freddy guy is getting free flights and stuff and now they're all onto it.

"Oooh, reclining cinema seats! We don't have those in Europe! Wow, Ice Cream! Never seen that before!"

It's all just for attention and clicks - and free stuff.

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

Narrator:
Brits are more than twice as likely to have visited the US than Americans are to have visited Europe.

We have far greater first-hand knowledge of the US than Americans do of Europe.

[New Dawn 🇺🇸 @SoilOfHarvest]

@ianmSC They are totally ignorant of US culture outside of Hollywood, CNN, and Fox News. They know NOTHING about our country.

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

@PathToManliness Sigh. If only these people had passports so they could see what's going on in the rest of the world - or the minimal amount of curiosity it would take to check online before embarrassing yourself with this slop...
https://t.co/AaRSdMQmkm

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

Sigh.
If only these people had passports so they could see what's going on in the rest of the world - or the minimal amount of curiosity it would take to check online before embarrassing yourself with this slop...
https://t.co/AaRSdMQmkm

[Path To Manliness @PathToManliness]

The European mind can’t comprehend The retractable grass field

Brother, this is an NFL stadium in Las Vegas.

The grass field lives OUTSIDE.

When it's game day, the entire field rolls into the stadium on a giant tray.

The grass field weighs around 19 million pounds and sits on a giant movable tray. Before Raiders games, the entire field is rolled into the stadium. After the game, it gets rolled back outside so the grass can receive actual sunlight.

Which is objectively insane.

The field travels about 600 feet between its outdoor position and the stadium. It takes roughly 90 minutes to move.

Nobody thought:

"Maybe we should use artificial turf."

No.

America looked at a 9-acre field and said:

"What if we made it mobile?"

We're the same country that built Hoover Dam, put a man on the Moon, races Oscar Meyer Weinermobiles and deep fries Oreos at state fairs.

Subtlety has never been our thing.

🇺🇸

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

@gov_fails Everyone complains about America, but you only understand when it's in your own language...

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

@JMC9787 Most people in England have been to the US, it's probably similar in most European countries.
About 25% of Americans have been to anywhere in Europe.
We know who has more experience of the other's country and who has to get their info on here.

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

Irony has now peaked.
Americans (who mostly don't even have passports) lecturing Europeans (who mostly are really well travelled and mostly have already visited America before this World Cup) on the value of experiencing the world first hand...

[Jeff 🔴⚫️🔴 @JMC9787]

Most people outside of America who bitch about America have a much different opinion once they actually go to America. It’s why traveling and experiencing the world first hand is so important. Don’t formulate your opinion based on social media BS. Go and see for yourself.

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

@LebronCherry Thinking isn't for everyone.

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

First stadiums, now food - all this bullshit only works because hardly anyone in the US has a passport so their only "experience" of the world comes from social media, and they believe whatever they see.
Europeans travel, most have been to the US, so they're no so easily fooled.

[Colb @___Colb___]

One thing the World Cup has taught me is that y’all truly do not be eating good in the UK, man.

The lack of good eats is alarming.

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

@USWCCEM Just the facts

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

@MorganMSpence At last, the shiny-stadium and cheese roll grift has given over to noticing that the World Cup is supposed to be a party not a pissing contest...

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

At last, the shiny-stadium and cheese roll grift has given over to noticing that the World Cup is supposed to be a party not a pissing contest...

[Morgan Spence @MorganMSpence]

The Red Sox game might be over but the party continues at Fenway Park 🥳 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

These are the people lecturing everyone on how the USA is better than all the places they've never been to...

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

These are the people lecturing everyone on how the USA is better than all the places they've never been to...

[Justrob🇺🇸🏴‍☠️🏁 @FlooringGuyRob]

@SkylarSkye3 You said it yourself. We don't need to travel the world. The USA is better than anywhere else. Why would we want to leave?

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

I want some of whatever this one's been smoking...

This is other-galaxy level delusion.

[Lauren @rottengirl]

Most of my life Europeans have hated America.

It's interesting how President Donald Trump has made us cool in their eyes.

Very odd how our homegrown elites hate America and the every day bloke in Europe and the UK loves us.

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

The question is "why should ties be eliminated in the World Cup?"

[Brian Frederick @bfred34]

Why can’t ties be eliminated in the World Cup?

[Hannah Bowerman @HannahBowerman2]

Factually incorrect, but keep on coping...

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

the majority of UK’s michelin star restaurants being non British cuisine 😭