Hannah Dale

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[Enrico 🇩🇪🇺🇲🗽💙💙💙💙💙 @ANY151161719021]

DING DONG staged 2.0 ☝️🚫😵‍💫

The Hilton Gala: When the Clattering Cutlery is Scarier than the "Assassins"🔔🤦‍♀️

Welcome to the latest episode of “How to Stage Your Own Martyrdom for Dummies.” 

Last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner at the Washington Hilton wasn't so much an honors ceremony for the free press as it was a casting call for a C-list action flick—the kind even late-night cable would reject for lack of realism.

1. JD Vance: The Man Who Moves Faster Than His Own Shadow (When Running Away)
The breakout star of the evening was undoubtedly our Vice-Apprentice, JD Vance.

While Trump was still busy checking if his tie was straight for the inevitable "heroic" photo-op, Vance was already in warp drive.

Video footage shows Vance practically getting catapulted out of his seat before the agents even had time to scream "duck!".

People are already placing bets on whether he’ll win Olympic gold in the 100-meter hurdle—over champagne buckets. His expression?

A perfect cocktail of “I think I left the stove on” and pure, unadulterated panic as he—ever the gentleman—bolted before Trump even knew if he’d heard a gunshot or just a dropped tray.

2. The "Amateur" Assassination:

A Plot with More Holes Than Swiss Cheese🧀

So, a 31-year-old "assassin" from California waltzes into the most heavily secured building in D.C. armed with a shotgun, a pistol, and basically a small cutlery shop—only to fail heroically at the coat check?.

Give me a break. 🚫

Security at the WHCD is usually so tight you need a permit just to have an olive in your martini. But somehow, this guy makes it exactly to the security checkpoint just in time to create the perfect amount of prime-time chaos.

3. Trump, the "Unshakable" (After He Tripped)

Back at the White House, Trump gave his usual theatrical performance, claiming he initially thought the noise was just a falling tray.

The fact that he briefly stumbled and had to be dragged toward the exit like a sack of potatoes by his security detail is, of course, being rebranded as “heroic resistance against gravity”.

Within an hour, he was posing with his loyalists as if he’d just personally crawled through a minefield.

Are they seriously trying to sell us as idiots?😵‍💫🤦‍♀️🙄

You have to practice a very specific brand of reality-denial not to find this timing "magical." Right as the campaign hits the home stretch, a bumbling extra wanders into the scene, Vance demonstrates his record-breaking flee-speed, and Trump gets to play the

"The World Is Out to Get Me" card yet again.

This script is so wooden you could build a walk-in closet out of it.

Are we really supposed to believe the Secret Service hauls JD Vance out of the room first for "protocol" while the President—the actual target—is left staring at his mozzarella salad?.

That’s not security; that’s bad theater.

So, what do you think: Was that Vance’s audition for the lead in “The Fast and the Fearful,” or was he just worried about losing his new job?🔔😵‍💫🤦‍♀️

[Coventry City @Coventry_City]

Today we have fulfilled our promise to return to the @PremierLeague.

We do so with ambition, with unity, and with a clear vision for the future.

WE ARE BACK. 🏁

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A 75-year Harvard study discovered that close relationships are the secret to success and happiness. Having someone to lean on improves brain function and decreases mental and even physical pain

Lonely people are more likely to experience health difficulties earlier in life

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I knew I heard something

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

Complete rotation of the Moon 🌕

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The air traffic controller cleared the fire truck onto the runway. Seconds later, the same controller screamed “stop, stop, stop.” The plane was doing 93 to 105 mph.

Both pilots are dead.

Everyone will frame this as controller error. One controller was simultaneously managing a United flight that aborted takeoff after an anti-ice warning, dispatching a fire truck across an active runway, and sequencing an inbound Air Canada landing at highway speed. At 11:40 PM. On a mandatory overtime shift at a facility that has been understaffed for years.

A system that assigns one person that workload will produce exactly this outcome. The only variable is when.

The FAA is short approximately 3,000 controllers. The headcount dropped 13% from 2010 to 2024 while flight volume rose 10%. Over 40% of the FAA’s 290 terminal facilities are understaffed. The New York TRACON, which manages the most congested airspace in America across LaGuardia, JFK, and Newark, has been chronically below target. Newark was operating at 59% of its staffing goal. LaGuardia handles 900 flights a day.

The hiring pipeline is broken at every stage. Only 2% of applicants complete the full process. Training takes up to 6 years. The FAA Academy in Oklahoma City is a bottleneck, with roughly 35% of trainees washing out. Congress blocked legislation to build a second academy. In one recent hiring cycle, the FAA brought on 1,512 candidates and lost 1,300 in the same window. Net gain: around 160 controllers for an entire country.

Three things need to happen and everyone who can make them happen has known for years.

Congress needs to fund and authorize a second FAA training academy. One facility in Oklahoma City cannot produce enough controllers for 900 million annual passengers. Members of Congress from Oklahoma have actively blocked this. That needs to end yesterday.

The FAA needs to cut certification time. Six years from application to fully certified controller is absurd. The agency’s own data shows tower simulators reduce certification time by 27%. They’ve installed them at 95 facilities. That should be every facility, and the simulated hours should count toward more of the certification requirement.

The FAA needs to stop plugging staffing gaps with mandatory overtime. Controllers at understaffed facilities are working six-day weeks rotating between morning, mid, and night shifts. The NTSB has flagged fatigue repeatedly. The controller last night was managing overlapping emergencies during a nighttime operation. Overtime is not a staffing plan. It’s a countdown to the next runway collision.

The controller said “I messed up” to a Frontier pilot who watched the whole thing. The pilot responded “No man, you did the best you could.”

One of them is right. The answer determines whether this happens again.

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

Nine points clear! 📈

Seven games to go 🏟️

Coventry's 25 years of hurt could be coming to an end 🙏

[👑 J³ABz👑 @Jabz_CFC]

Tom Hardy fucking gets it, man

[Tom Scott 🇺🇦 @Tom___Scott]

65-year-old British woman in the US on the "trip of a lifetime", with a valid tourist visa, was arrested by ICE, shackled, transported & held for weeks on end.

Do NOT travel to the US under any circumstances.
https://t.co/Yj77Gvt6DK

[Moody Cat @Mancunicat]

@IAmAnonLegion

[Legion-Anonymous Operations @IAmAnonLegion]

#Legion of #Anonymous Operations brings an important message to the people of The United States. Know your rights, preserve the Constitution and the protections it gives you. #ReneeNicoleGood and #AlexJeffreyPretti were murdered publicly by #ICE
The government is lying.
#ICEOUT

[Hannah Dale @HannahCaitlin]

Sorry Somalia, your existence has just been cancelled by this absolute Buffoon #Trump #whatajoke

[gdh @gundemedairhs]

ABD Başkanı Donald Trump:

💢 Somali zaten bir ülke bile değil.

💢 Ülkeyi andıran hiçbir yapıya sahip değiller.

[Variety @Variety]

Ozzy Osbourne, a founding father of British heavy metal, a latter-day solo star and a new-millennium reality TV luminary, died Tuesday after a yearslong struggle with Parkinson’s disease. He was 76.

https://t.co/zhgz5Y3nSR

[Hannah Dale @HannahCaitlin]

I have no words. This is awful #the1975 #GlastonburyFestival

[Victoria @victoriaslog]

In Hungary, Imagine Dragons were told not to display the Ukrainian flag on stage — so instead, they released confetti in the colors of the flag and filled the stage with blue and yellow smoke.

The guitarist also didn’t forget to wear a blue shirt that perfectly matched his yellow guitar.

Respect to the band — and as for the Hungarians… well, they keep finding new lows.

[Pete @splendid_pete]

This fucking idiot stood at the G7 summit, surrounded by world leaders trying to maintain some shred of unity amid war, economic instability, and geopolitical chaos, and somehow managed to blame Justin Trudeau for Russia getting kicked out of the G8 in 2014.

That’s not just wrong, it’s aggressively dumb. Trudeau wasn’t even prime minister back then, Stephen Harper was. The decision wasn’t made by one or two people either. It was a unanimous action by all G7 nations after Russia invaded and annexed Crimea.

But Trump, in his usual fact-optional style, needed to turn a complex, multilateral diplomatic response into a cartoon villain story starring Obama and Trudeau. Why?

Because he can’t go five minutes without sucking up to Putin or throwing punches at liberal leaders he resents. It’s lazy, dishonest, and painfully embarrassing on the world stage. Instead of backing Western allies against authoritarian aggression, he makes up history to kiss the ass of a dictator and insult the host of the fucking summit.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

A MAGA decided to wear his dumb little MAGA hat and a Nazi shirt to a punk festival in Las Vegas. He was promptly kicked out by everyone. The people are tired of MAGA’s bullshit.