Hannah Clare

A graphic designer and pizza enthusiast's ramblings. Shillington grad working for awesome clients.

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

I can't be the only person that anytime I see a small black dot in the house, I immediately think it's a spider and freak out?! Yes it's nearly always a piece of fluff, but still.

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

Why do these tv streaming apps keep changing their names? All 4 is changing to Channel 4. It used to be 4oD. ITV was ITV Player, then ITV Hub, now (and god knows why) ITV X. Please think of a name and stick with it so we don't have to try to remember which name to Google.

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

@peacocks Fed up now. No help in store, via email or by messaging you on Twitter. Absolutely awful customer service. I have a faulty item as part of your @LouiseRedknapp range and you won't reply or advise what to do. Will never shop with you again. £40 down the drain.

[Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75]

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[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

@O2 I've tried in several regions, it doesn't matter if it's over WiFi or not... Can I just have information on who to contact please??

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

@O2 How do I contact your support team if I cannot make phone calls? Your virtual assistant keeps directing me to help pages and a phone number! Not helpful if my calls just keep getting disconnected

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

@O2 Yep, all payments are up to date. Signal appears to be fine. I just cannot make or receive phone calls without them cutting off after about 30 secs. Getting annoying now, it's been over a week... your online assistant still says call us...

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

@AsdaServiceTeam Bought this Monday night from your West Malling store in Kent and it's already gone off! 48 hours in the fridge (that is working fine at a good temperature) but it's already gone off. Well within the date shown as well...

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

@BootsUK WHY have you discontinued your No7 Beautifully Matte Mousse foundation?!?! It's perfect!! I've been using it for over 10 years!! Why?!?! 😭😭

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

@ShellStationsUK Can I have a better reward than 80p off fruit juices every month please? I'm not 8 and I don't have kids – howabout something a bit different that I actually want to use??

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

Anyone else just want to eat that pineapple sponge Helena Bonham-Carter has in the Sofology advert? Forget the sofa, I want cake!

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

Anyone else feel guilty and apologise when they kill a spider? 😔

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

Sorry Direct Line, but I'd forget the taxi and get Bumble Bee to take me home, any day!

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

@RoyalMail Love it. Want to make a specific complaint, but your website has absolutely nowhere for me to do so... clever.

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

Nice blog, really lovely editorial design: https://t.co/3qdZDzahFm

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

"Look after yourself, look after your brand and – together – we will all get through this." – Mark Ritson https://t.co/bSA4AMAI25

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

MyFonts are having a sale!! https://t.co/JVN52qjncl

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

@notonthehighst Hello? Anybody there? Any news on my missing order? I just want my money back now as the seller and now you guys are ignoring me!! Worst customer service I've ever known 😡😡

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

Is it wrong to buy yourself a box of chocolates? Yes? No? Maybe? I don't care!

[Hannah Clare @HannahTanner84]

A remake of Home Alone? Can no one seriously come up with some new ideas?!