Austin Hanner

I'm gonna be honest with you... I’m a loser.

[e. @waystarks]

every year nathan fielder has another magnum opus that he somehow made while he was making his last magnum opus it's a never ending cycle

[Exhibitor Relations Co. @ERCboxoffice]

Warner Bros--now is the time. It's been an awful 2026 and you won't even exist as an independent studio after next month...

So, do the right thing, and release HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA: CHAPTER II.

It's what the people want. It's what the people deserve.

[shawn g @MrGlinis]

I have trouble identifying with people who, when hearing Jesus Walks, can't immediately see every shot in the Jarhead (2005) trailer

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @feebeejeen]

proof people are getting dumber as time goes on

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

Most streaming services, I can scroll for 30 minutes and find nothing that grabs me enough to watch. Tubi, I can scroll for 2 minutes and every night find something super interesting that I never knew existed or forgot existed, and that I'm just thrilled to dive into. Try it!

[zaso ✟ 📹🪓 @ev1lzaso]

when the tablet asks me to add a tip https://t.co/2IT90hjEj0

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

Tubi was like, "What if we took
every single show and movie and television movie they loved during their childhoods.....and then put them all in one place....and made it free?? What if we did that beautiful shit??"

[deo @frickyuu]

We need Evil Dead Burn to make more money then the Moana remake

[BenDavid Grabinski @bdgrabinski]

“This movie was so overhyped! I don’t get it.”
-guy who waited until VOD or streaming and half-watched it with a phone in their hand

[voided @voided]

The moment you realize what life looks like for people who don't know anything about AI, Politics or the Economy.

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

I feel about April Margera the same way I do about Princess Diana

[Noah @noahs_corner]

Daddy’s home

[Save Your Cinema @SaveYourCinema]

It's hard to believe Arclight Hollywood has been abandoned for 6 years. 14 screen multiplex on Sunset Blvd just sitting empty frozen in March 2020... It was the highest grossing theater in USA. So strange. @ArcLightCinemas

[Sasha Stone @realsashastone]

Widow's Bay is so good, I dread the day when it becomes self-aware and knows it's a good show.

[texas chainsaw maddiecre 2 @payphoneexhibit]

“And it appears that… yes, it appears that Angus Tully will be holding over.”

[佳 @FOLLIES1971]

#widowsbay you know, there is something about these seafaring towns...

[DiggerCrave 🧡🪏 @CruiseCrave]

Guy who’s seen 10 movies: Steven Spielberg is the best director of all time
Guy who’s seen 100 movies: Steven Spielberg is overrated.
Guy who’s seen 1000 movies: Steven Spielberg is the best director of all time