Hapless Runner

43. Past it. Or am I?? Well, perhaps. but I'm trying not to be.

5k PB - 30:35 on 25/11/20
10k PB - 1:09:25 on 12/09/20

Southerner in T'Humberside

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@danhenrees @fesshole

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@henrywinter If Tuchel wants Henderson to "drive standards" then take him as a coach or some such role and open up a squad place for someone like Gibbs-White or Wharton

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@nocontextfm1 I reckon they'll mirror each others results.

But what a story if Spurs go down. I just can't envisage it. We've all seen West Ham, Leeds, Newcastle etc go down, but, certainly in my lifetime (43) I've never known it.

It'll be the biggest relegation I've ever known.

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

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@DSymonds__ @EFL_Comms I'll tell you what is a piss take - cheating.

Your team broke the rules and they face the consequences.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I hate how ADHD has been sensationalized as the fun mental illness but having it literally feels like walking around with some very specific kind of dementia that is actively ruining your life at every step and the culprit is always you.

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@theoldzealand It is until tomorrow

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Torn meniscus? Can't run? Oh well. Bike it is then!!

Not far. Not fast. But it's something.

Bloody lovely day out there!!

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@oli_mcburnie You absolutely made my lads day today. It's little gestures like this that make a huge difference. Thank you so much!!

#HullCity

[Grassroots @Teamgrassroots_]

#InternationalGoalkeeperDay.
So proud of my son Oscar who is 11 years old. He loves playing in goal. He trains at the England Amputee training camps and plays for Manchester City Junior Amputee team. He is missing his lower left arm, but that doesn't stop him from playing the sport he loves. 🥅👏⚽️💪❤️

#inspirational
#grassrootsfootball #TeamGrassroots #GRF

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@JamieTarrant But my absolute favourite thing so far is getting a Sweeper formation to actually work. Never managed to do it before, and I think it's broken the game.

I've barely got any real players now and it's so immersive.

Might start a fresh non-league save after seeing your blog...

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@JamieTarrant Started unemployed but good rep (love seeing how many caps and goals I'd get 😆)

Runner up at U20 World Cup with England. Left. Got the Team GB job and won the Olympics. (Never did this originally). Then Barcelona and now Arsenal.

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So yeah. Not ideal 😆😆😆

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Not posted a lot of running stuff for a while. The reason? A year ago yesterday, I went for a run and my knee felt sore. I've had physio, a cortisone injection and finally an MRI in December.

I've torn my medial meniscus in my right knee.

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If you're wondering why I called myself HaplessRunner, the Etymology of the word Hapless is as follows: 

Derived from Middle English happelesse, combining hap ("luck/chance") and -less ("without"), literally meaning "without luck"

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#TOTMCI You can actually hear individual voices shouting in the crowd. It's like a match during COVID.

At one point everyone on the pitch was walking. Fucking WALKING!!

They ought to be embarrassed

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@Justinpeach @JonathanPieNews Do you mean mitochondria?