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a waiter at red lobster said I had good genes. nonbinary—they/he

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I am proud to announce that I cannot distinguish the sexy gorilla from the regular gorillas. It's... Kind of a relief tbh

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@LeadingReport this is so stupid even Elon, worlds most credulous boy, doesnt buy it

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@LauraLoomer Or you’re full of shit, and people assume you’re full of shit bc of how often you’ve been full of shit before

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@raymo_g @jondipietronh I work for a moderate-size bank and we had everybody back up and running by 8:30 am, just saying

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@JuliusIrvington Yes. I am.

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@NewsSlingshot No that would be stupid

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The Supreme Court is corrupt

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The Supreme Court is corrupt

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@Travis_4_Trump God this is a dumb as shit take

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The Supreme Court is still corrupt. You probably forgot because they haven’t had any major scandals in… *checks notes* SIX HOURS???

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@JulianeWriter That’s so funny cause my mom thinks the government shouldn’t help the poor because the church will do it. I’m sure she will be shocked to hear about them neglecting their duties 😔

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@XenyanComedy Flamigo is a badass, nice choice

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@brazillian_pig @watson_speed @klintrulez @6eorge6 Honestly a great reply, I cede defeat

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@brazillian_pig @watson_speed @klintrulez @6eorge6 You can literally scroll up and find incontrovertible proof that it isn’t. Sadly I wouldn’t expect that level of critical thinking from someone who paid for twitter lol

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@Mitanotec Ong that is *exactly* how it went down when I got it

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The Supreme Court is corrupt

[Bad car parker @Piggy1003]

@tradersamz @batemanesque Unrelated but very funny that elon's lawyer calls them tweets

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@batemanesque he is something else loll

[OODA louche @_staykinetic]

where did musk find this lawyer lmao

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@Very__Regular @noahpasaran How dare u

[allegra frank @LegsFrank]

a woman in front of me in line for the olivia rodrigo concert turned and asked me, “is it bad i came alone?” i told her that i was alone too and she immediately clarified: “i’m actually meeting my husband and my daughter who are here already. but wowwww, good on you!”