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@giarraclancy Damn cupcake you should have said it was serious.

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>works in childcare

Guarantee all she did was say “im tired can we just keep it pushing today?”

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my coworker snapped at me for trying to make small talk

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@lporiginalg I just saw this phrase get coined today

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So fucking peak

I held down tugboat from day 1 thats my fucking Spiderman

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Spider-Man vs. Green Goblin Final Battle in the first Spider-Man movie

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@JoshuaKhane Why i never use these gay ass cloud solutions.

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@DFDvbya Identity theft is most common in the latino community.

What shitlibs dont like thinking about is how encouraging illegal immigration punishes legal migrants.

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@Zona_G1 She was on House

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@alpharivelino

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@mask_bastard Portal is my goat

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@end3of6days9 Took him 8 minutes to say that, wow

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@DanAlroyPhilo @RiderCountry_ @rdassaly ???

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Trix are for kids

Chaste wholesome women are for adults

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@lporiginalg My pappy cheated on my mom and got caught watching porn many a times. Never went on jerkmate tho thank God

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@oculatustestis If im seeing a girl i gotta be high the whole time

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@truthtroll_X Idk man either beat him to death with your bear hands, say something funny, or keep it pushing

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@RiderCountry_ @rdassaly Very le epic own, you sir won the internet for today

*tips fedora*

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@IterIntellectus Soooo much prettier

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@40yardhammer @username2456799 @MPCArchivist What world are you living in “doubling your salary in 4 years”?

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@wayfarer679 Manufacturing in america is a heartbreaking scene. I work at a magnet manufacturer and dude…shit is so bleak. I was so glad to get into this industry bc i thought it was gonna actually be dynamic and based.

Holy shit was i wrong. Just retarded senile old men and indians

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@Askywalkcpa69 Theres a certain kind of ugly girl with a type of face that just screams “theres a video of me getting gangbanged on the internet”