Harriet Jane

Brit with exceptionally strong views on the Oxford comma living in the USA.

Words mine unless it's a RT, then well...

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@tu_clothing will you be bringing the Family Mickey & Friends Pyjamas back in Mens? I had them in my basket and then they disappeared completely off the website?

[Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow]

Every edgy marketing agency's bio.

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

Did @BBCTwo really just deadname Elliot Page on @richardosman's House of Games?! BBC2 you should have cut that bit before airing even if the episode was filmed before he changed his name publicly - deadnaming is a hateful, harmful practice!

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

I hadn't yet heard about "vibrational frequency"

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@sainsburys I just want to say that we had the BEST delivery driver last night. We had to go to A&E with our newborn and completely forgot about our delivery but he was lovely went above and beyond to leave it all in a safe place for us so we didn't end up with an empty fridge!

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@CJHayden Thank you! We're over the 180 day mark so it has to be soon right?! 😂

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

This is a surprising response.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

“Fake news. It’s totally fake news. Made up. Fake.”

President Trump responds after the New York Times reported that he paid just $750 in federal income tax in 2016, when he won the US election, and in 2017, his first year in office.

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@sainsburys Done 😊

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@sainsburys and @RemarkableDuck there was plastic in my pancakes today which was a little off-putting!

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@sainsburys It was an online order

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@morethanmySLE And voting stations

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump *As long as they aren't Black or the woman carrying the 'unborn child'

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@PrincessCruises it's been over a month since our cruise was cancelled/due to sail and still no refund, I know you're working 'in priority order' but that doesn't actually tell me anything or reassure me that I will recieve my money any time soon. This is now essentially theft.

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@Phatima_Kills 1. Yellow looks better on dark skin than pale skin (IMO).
2. Number 1 is actually irrelevant because she's just straight up racist and nothing can hide that amount of ugly in a person's soul so no matter what you're wearing you'll be a million times more beautiful.

[Netflix @netflix]

sorry you have yet to realize that every gay person is very necessary https://t.co/xTOEcLWryc

[Eileen McEneaney RN @e_mceneaney]

THANK YOU to Lauren and Esther who were providing the Drop off/Pick Up aspect of our Patient Liaison Service in Causeway Hospital @NHSCTrust today. Our redeployed #AHP & Volunteer from HSC Workforce Appeal (retired MW) linking families and patients during the Restrictions Period

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Lincoln Theatre, Washington DC: actually it’s named after Albert Lincoln, his cousin with the giant waxy head; call it Inventory Supply Management all you want, you’re just a Librarian; the erotic nature of tiny arrow stickers; so much joy. #youhadtobethere

[Harriet Jane @HarrietJaneA]

@daraobriain can I join your undercover team? I've started some research...

[John Legend @johnlegend]

@MillerStream Do they pay you for these dumb takes or is this something you do for fun