lewis

persona | wrestling | weezer | baseball

| everything I say is ironic unless it is genuine

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I think about this every time I drive

[elliottswrestlingtwiter @elliottswrstlin]

All of 'em.

[Cole @jusfolaughsgags]

Chris Hero explaining Pro Wrestling styles so succinctly:

Japan: Two gay guys fucking
Mexico: Two gay guys fucking
British/European: Two gay guys fucking
American: Two gay guys fucking

[lewis @HarrisHorndog]

@PositronikOne @YouTube Doubt it

[lewis @HarrisHorndog]

yeah I fuck with subway

[lewis @HarrisHorndog]

@612forLife @JLovePodcast Yeah jesus would never want someone to be a pussy fr

[Steve Baker @SteveBa99880334]

Fucking ridiculous…

[OLIV_R @olivr_wtf]

@gyntmgn fucking "canada" bro lmao

[lewis @HarrisHorndog]

@shanemcmahon I often pray to transfer all of your head injuries to your father

[lewis @HarrisHorndog]

@porter1405 Fuck you

[fastidium_pertinax @mikublackpants]

@Lobopobia @DDDStroyerZ we are tohru adachi

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

I will not donate a cent to @Wikipedia until they bring back the "In Wrestling" section on wrestlers' pages.

[lewis @HarrisHorndog]

@midnightlunachr Thank god, I dont know how to play games

[lewis @HarrisHorndog]

@JustinWhang Brother he himself understates his ability constantly. He was actually really solid

[Pocket Volcanohausen @PocketVolcano]

His wife can be perfectly fine with what he said and it can also be hugely gross and cringe and contributing to the whole “bro culture” in wrestling and society as a whole. Two things can be true at once.

[lewis @HarrisHorndog]

@JustinWhang One time when doing this my partner's fat friend squirted lemon in my eye

[lewis @HarrisHorndog]

@AusLobby Faggot

[Sando @Sandosaur]

“I cant play games because all i have is a vr headset that i use to post on twitter or watch videos on youtube” is either the most immaculate bait ive ever seen in my life or this is genuine and is the only person on the planet with this problem

[“Occasionally Here Sometimes” Peter Melnick @PeterMelnick]

@REALRIS275 @IANdrewDiceClay Chase Richardson.

[lewis @HarrisHorndog]

@PhillyD Can I have some money?