susan harrod

Lash Liner for ever!

[Corrisoft @CorrisoftAIR]

The BOP has new Statement of Work Requirements! Join us for an informative webinar about the smartphone-based solutions that meet the new BOP requirements for monitoring. #webinar

When: October 17th, 2019 @ 2:00 PM EST

Click the link to register - https://t.co/rrYR5Lir0R

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

@shanegreer @amandadeibert Thank you!!

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

Me: I could never live in a house without a basement in case of a Tornado Also me during a tornado warning: nahhh...it doesn’t look close enough for me to move my ass down the stairs.

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

RT to #VoiceSaveRod https://t.co/6erxGnSS3k

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

@AmericanAir Kudos to American Airlines for getting my luggage to my standby flight in time! I was boarded at the last second and never dreamed my luggage would be on the same flight! Saved me from driving 4 hours round trip back to St.Louis to retrieve it from a later flight!

[Marissa ☀️🌻💛 @michimama75]

I’ve sang through 20 verses of Old MacDonald, including making up noises for a zebra and an octopus, all before I’ve had any coffee and also before 7:30am if you’re wondering what it’s like to be a parent to a toddler.

#parenting #toddlerlife

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

MRI Technician: what music would you like? Country? Pop? Oldies?
Me: what do you mean by oldies (*oldies to me is like 50’s and 60’s music)
MRI Tech: Like my mom’s old music, you know, 80’s and 90’s Me:...
Tech:...
Me:...just put on the oldies

[The Salty Mamas @saltymamas]

Oh shit, I have to make dinner tonight, huh?

- me, every night until I die probably

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

My favorite thing about my old high school girlfriends is that our main source of communication is just taking turns texting 30% off Kohl’s coupons to one another for the benefit of everyone in the group!

[Mummy Dear @ThatMummyLife]

When you and your partner agree on what to watch on Netflix BEFORE turning it on:

[🖤 Just Heather 🖤 @weedswildflowrs]

Super mad at myself for missing #TransDayOfVisibility
Just want any trans or nonbinary friends here to know that I love you and support you and you are amazing just as you are supposed to be, even if you're still figuring that out for yourself.

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

Sending someone a card with glitter all over it is a goddamn act of war.

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

Hitting cancel when your Uber drivers profile says “Good Conversationalist”...

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

@Piper @Piper @CorrisoftAIR is working to provide an alternative for reasons just like this! Let’s provide true rehabilitative programs...not jail!

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Trump: "Kim Jong Un is a lovely man. He had nothing to do with the death of Otto Warmbier."

Otto Warmbier's Parents: "Kim Jong Un is an evil dictator. He killed our son."

Shame on you President Trump.

I stand with Otto's parents. We all should stand with Otto's parents.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Why should the Catholic Church receive a single dime from its members when its leaders are just getting around to saying “Hmmmmm what should we do about all the pedophiles we have always known about and helped keep safe for years?” Let’s start with that question Bish

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

Every Valentine's Day, I give my husband the gift of not really caring about Valentine's Day.

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

@GloriaFallon123 😂😂

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

@JessicaLimpert 💛

[susan harrod @HarrodSusan]

@kelly_clarkson I feel you!