Harris

Music Enthusiast

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

[roseeee ❤️‍🔥 @roramdin]

This year was all about realizing how freakishly often you naturally hear the sequence “6-7” in public

[Maségo @UncleSego]

We gotta start finin’ people for no hand, evil villain style coughing on the airplane.

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

I went up to a gorilla at the zoo today and he tapped on the glass when he saw me. Unbelievable. There must be no signs prohibiting that on his side

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Being a guy who loves paprika is a lonely life, but when I run into a fellow preak freak, we connect on a deeper level.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

just found out newborns cant see i been showing this kid lebron highlights for nothing

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after giving bad directions from the maps

[chance @chanceposts]

you look so good I wanna buy you a sandwich that costs $14 without a side then buy you a side to go with it too