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I don’t have any feelings - A l’image de la star de Twitter, je deviens algérien 🇩🇿

[Arky @arkcarlly]

Yes, sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that you feel genuinely loved?

[𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊݁ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

when u tell her to shave her pu$$y & u wake up bald

[glass @ EMRE PLUSH IN 📌 !! @siphonpistol]

all i got is this pic of teenage me pumping gas as dva on halloween

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Days after bee venom was found to kill cancer…

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

kisses girlfriend twice
hits emote

[Ulrich @UlrichFY]

"Lorsque les femmes nous aiment, elles nous pardonnent tout, même nos crimes. Quand elles ne nous aiment pas, elles ne nous pardonnent rien, pas même nos vertus." - Balzac

[fiend! @foidfiend]

my penis is so small she pulled my boxers down and burst out laughing

[Nirmata ☭ @kiffeur2brousse]

Merci pour tout, repose en paix….

[Asma @Elaa_ampe5]

Your SPOUSE is the one who'll sit beside you when your PARENTS DIE. who'll hold your hand through CHILDBIRTH. who might have to BATHE YOU if you're ever too sick to stand. this isn't just about BUTTERFLIES or DATE NIGHTS. it's about choosing someone who SHOWS UP... in GRIEF, in MESS, in UNCERTAINTY. so no, LOVE ALONE isn't enough. COMMITMENT, MATURITY, and the ability to ENDURE life's ugly parts... that's what sustains a MARRIAGE. because when life gets PAINFULLY REAL, ROMANCE won't carry you... CHARACTER will. and the truth is, FOREVER is only possible with someone who knows how to STAY when it's HARD TO LOVE.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

When you thought you were about to have a threesome with two fine babes and the room start getting dizzy💀

[EvilShiba @NotShibe1476]

Sex so boring our cuck got up and left

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Bro pulled a Jack Sparrow move

[BMS | Naox @bmsnaox]

comment le responsable pense que les clients font leur courses

[Hidalgo m'a tuer @saccageBordeaux]

On rigole mais sa robe, ses pompes, son voyage , ses nuits d'hôtel ont été payées par nos impôts. Pour quelle utilité publique :aucune . Moi ça me choque profondément #cannes

[R O H I T @lwkyRohit]

i thought bro married a centaur 😭😭😂

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

scenes from the gala restroom:

[L'Encyclopédie @WorldKnownledge]

Il y a des cas confirmés d'Hantavirus tous les ans en France.

Ce qui nous intéresse c'est la souche permettant la transmission entre humain : la souche des Andes.

Pour celle-ci, il n'y a pas de cas confirmé, seulement un cas contact sous surveillance des autorités sanitaires.

[elea @musicbyelea]

my first album, available on CD

you can finally get a physical copy and hold this project i’ve been working on for years in your hands…

i’ve been dreaming about this for a long time

10 songs, 2 exclusives

link below to get it <3 (only 197 left)

(rts appreciated)