Harry

Football & Combat sports

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

@ThisIsNotDSP I begrudgingly have to say it looks decent it’s probably the only interesting thing that organisation has done for about 5 years it’s just funny it took an opportunity for Dana and co to brown nose the fat orange man for them to get even remotely creative about anything

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

@no1sheepshagger @Priceless_MCI No it’s because he plays for a team in a league with ludicrous financial rewards relative to the rest of the world his nationality is irrelevant. Brighton are demanding a massive fee for Baleba for the same reason, the days of needing to sell for financial reasons are long gone

[cmbftbl @cmbftbl]

“Why didn’t Emile Smith Rowe make it at Arsenal?”

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

God forbid we don’t want to be fat alcoholics like you lot. Also, have you seen the price of pints nowadays? Fuck right off

[A @farranarrington]

What’s with lads in their early 20s meeting for coffees. Took the small lad for a dander earlier. Passed a coffee van. 5/6 lads in womens new balance drinking coffee with ice in a plastic cup. Have a pint ffs.

[Ryan Haber @Itshaber]

Game has never been more gone.

This is a world cup for the unemployed.

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

@HakureiRyan @exJumon This is not very normal behaviour and if you think it is then good god I pray for the poor people who have to come into contact with you on a daily basis https://t.co/3J9gP5Bcnk

[Sukki ⋆. ❀𝓥⋆𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒍𝒆❀ ⋆. @SukkihimeVT]

And he keeps going too

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

@HakureiRyan @exJumon I guess it’s different in America than Europe because over here GDPR is taken very seriously but there will almost definitely be rules and regulations in whatever company he works for and even just purely from a human decency perspective his behaviour was weird and unnerving

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

@ibkrocks1 @softbaked__ @NayfChels Wait till you find out that this is the case for every single player in the history of this sport

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

They’re calling this the greatest tweet ever

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Club sources do NOT expect there to be any animosity between Anthony Gordon & Julian Alvarez in relation to the Falkland Islands dispute 🇦🇷🇬🇧

The club expect the pair to AVOID politics and be GREAT team-mates 🥰

@sport

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Club sources do NOT expect there to be any animosity between Anthony Gordon & Julian Alvarez in relation to the Falkland Islands dispute 🇦🇷🇬🇧

The club expect the pair to AVOID politics and be GREAT team-mates 🥰

@sport

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

Why do Americans pronounce Hazard like that it’s bizarre

[Unfiltered Soccer @UnfilteredSoccr]

Don't speak until you hear a player better than... Clint Dempsey.

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

Bitter old man FURIOUS teenage girls are attracted to people their age and not him in the slightest

[Fendigaid @fendigaid]

@DukeHerndon The stark physical difference between young men and young women of the same age is severely understated. Relationships with significant age gaps are very obviously biologically advantageous.

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

Every 25-30 year old living in Ireland

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Unpopular opinion: Living in your parents
house at 25-30 years old is embarrassing.

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

One glance at the replies and QT’s makes you realise men aren’t lonely enough

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

“Why don’t men approach women anymore?” Be mocked, and shamed. It is a public humiliation ritual and then you get posted on TikTok.

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

10,000 people liked this tweet and that is genuinely terrifying

[North Bank Nadim @NorthBankNadim]

United were 13pts behind Arsenal when Amorim was sacked.

United are 14pts behind Arsenal today.

But whatever you say, Alice 😂

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

I love reading replies to these cause I would wager good money none of these have ever been close to being proper lean they’ve almost definitely got tits and love handles but their in-body scale at the gym says they’re 7.4% so obviously it must be true!

[B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny]

10% body fat is overrated. 15% is perfect.

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

The only manager to speak up about the genocides in Palestine and Sudan, Pep Guardiola whether you love him or hate him is a big loss for the premier league

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

@Philip_Swifter @sportwashing911 Yep I won’t pretend to be an expert on how fighters contracts work so hopefully there’s a lot more involved that’s not disclosed (no idea about the legalities of that) but Ali is the worst manager in MMA so who knows honestly https://t.co/ygJTEEzDRr

[Jed I. Goodman © @jedigoodman]

Disclosed #UFC311 Purses.

Jiří Procházka, Jailton Almeida, Merab Dvalishvil and Umar Nurmagomedov also received $50K Post Fight bonuses.

[Harry @HarryMMA_]

@Philip_Swifter @sportwashing911 His purse was disclosed when he fought Moicano in California last year