Uncle Harry

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[Uncle Harry @HarryOJob]

@unseriousguru To me it's not just the praises alone. People like Yul and 2Baba are the type that'll marry one and get two for free. 🤣😂...e be like say their kondo deh work wonders. 🏃😂🤣

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

Forget say Yul Edochie dey behave in a very horizontal way, but there’s something I’ve noticed about him and Judy.

Judy always praises him.

Not quite long, I saw a particular video of her singing praises in igbo where she was praising her husband.

My youngest sister jokingly asked me if it was Agunechemba she was praising.

There’s no way you’d praise your husband in that manner as a wife and your husband won’t love you. It’s not possible.

Men love being complimented.

When they do right, open your mouth and thank them. Tease them, it makes them feel good.

When they offend you, correct them when they’re calm and never try to exchange words with them.

One can’t tell if that’s one of the major reasons Yul married her sef.

Shalom!

[Uncle Harry @HarryOJob]

@unseriousguru The topic for today's maths is called calculus in pregnancy and the baby will be christened Priscilla because she was begotten from prison. E no funny, I tell you.

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

“Baba ljesha was released from prison on Friday, 14 November 2025.

Luminee gave birth to their child on the 16th of June 2026.

That’s just 7Months Apart. Were they having séx in the prison?

How did this happen!?”

Hunger staring at you while you’re busy doing the maths:

[Uncle Harry @HarryOJob]

@unseriousguru All they want these days is just make money, the rest is history and they'll be in your arms. Even if you're a criminal, deh no send your papa...just cum inside me sugar. Omo aleh.

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

Everyone is criticizing Luminee for getting pregnant for Baba Ijesha, but nobody criticizes when a woman gets pregnant for a yáhoo boy or a drvg lord.

No one criticizes her when she gets pregnant for an àrméd robber, as long as money is coming in.

Abi crime no be crime???

Even Angel, who doesn’t know her left from her right, dey shook mouth.

Walai, é gbadun.

Shalom!

[Uncle Harry @HarryOJob]

@unseriousguru Yes o! The choice is made open, so let us know with your results.

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

How to scatter your marriage as a woman:

Complain about everything your husband does including how he snores and farts.

Take every advice on social media and apply it to your marriage.

See every of his flaws as a red flag.

Séx starve and even shout on him when he asks why you’re doing such. After all, sex is not food.

Never respect him and keep dragging headship with him.

After a quarrel at home, pack your things and leave his house. He will definitely come and beg you to return.

Keep comparing him to your ex’s.

Once he can’t provide for you, leave him alone and move to someone richer. You deserve better.

Once he complains about your behavior, please, never take corrections. What does he know that you don’t?

Start telling your friends what goes wrong in your home. They’d find someone better for you.

No be everytime person go Dey advise una. Follow these things I’ve told you and thank me by this time next year.

Shalom!

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

In this Tinubulated economy, someone is paying ₦2 million as school fees?

Like, in this same country where many people are unsure of where their next meal will come from?

Nawa o.

True true, no matter the economy of the forest, lion no dey chop grass.

Shalom!

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

Men:

Stop sending money to women to “appreciate” their beauty.

Stop flooding her DMs and giving her unnecessary missed calls.

Stop reaching out to her friends to help you beg on your behalf whenever she breaks up with you.

Stop buying her gifts to get her attention.

Stop overspending to impress her.

Stop begging her for attention.

Stop swallowing disrespect because you’re scared to lose her.

Stop begging if she threatens you with a breakup.

Stop reducing yourself.

Stop being a simp!!!

Shalom!

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

Do men still go on suya dates with their babes and watch them eat the suya while they chew onions and pick their teeth?

When the girl asks them why they aren’t eating, they drink water and reply that they just enjoy watching her eat.

For suya wey him sweat, use money buy o.

I really hope such men don’t exist.

Shalom!

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

Many men have not been able to slêêp with their wives for as long as a year.

When their wives professed love to them, money was never included in that love.

Her love excluded her money or her contributing even to the least thing financially at home.

“If you can’t handle the responsibilities of the home, you’re not man enough to slëëp with me.”

Konji has really finished financially struggling men.

Shalom!

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

My husband was discussing with this guy, and he opened up to him that in all four of his relationships, he had always:
1. Bought at least a dress for the girls to wear on dates.
2. Put them on a monthly allowance of at least ₦30k.
3. Paid the school fees of two of those girls till they almost graduated. One of them schooled in Ghana.

4. Aside from the monthly allowance he gave them, he was financially responsible for them.

5. He always sent “something little” to his future in-laws.

And the last one he thought was the one outrightly asked for an elaborate wedding proposal or nothing.

I don’t know if it was the Holy Spirit that ministered to him and gave him serious OT that made him break up with her that same month.

And I’m here asking myself these simple questions:

Who is pressuring you guys?

Who set these standards in dating for many men if not men?

Abi una no just get sense when una start to love?

Shalom!

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

Fuel your man’s car or bike today.

Give him money to cut his hair.

Ask him to sit down and clean his nails.

Buy him soap and deodorant.

Even if you don’t buy anything expensive, stroll out this evening and buy suya and drinks for both of you.

We know he’d still give you back the money you spent, but act like a big girl today and don’t ask him for money for any treat you give him.

There’s something called baby boy treatment too.

Shalom!

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

Before, you’d see a pregnant woman and want to assist her with one thing or the other.

You could give up your seat for her or even run errands for her.

Back in school, many of my lecturers passed pregnant women even when they failed.

There was just this empathy people had for pregnant women that attracted you to want to help them.

But these days, many pregnant women wreak more havoc than you can imagine.

Some use pregnancy to stéal. They tuck stolen items under their belly and you’d never notice.

Many women now use pregnancy to commit cr!mes because you would never suspect them.

Stay woke!

Shalom!

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

From:

“I saw a man that’s not a womanizer.”

“Frederick is one man I can beat my chest for, despite what everyone is saying, to tell you that he doesn’t womanize.”

“I will love you, respect you, and you’d always be the crown on my head.”

To:

“Shameless lots.”

“Liar.”

“Manipulator.”

May this mouth we use to profess love to our lovers not be the same mouth we’d use to tongue lásh them tomorrow.

Shalom!

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

If you’re entering a cab and anyone tells you to enter for them to sit at your position, that they’d drop somewhere close, don’t enter that cab.

Day before yesterday, I entered a cab from Rumuola to Mile One around 3 p.m. to go get beads I’d use for work. (People in Port Harcourt know where I’m talking about.)

When I opened and was about entering the back seat, a pregnant woman came down from the back and pleaded that she’d drop at the next junction and wouldn’t want me to inconvenience myself when she wants to go down because I’d have to come down for her to leave, then enter back. We were already three at the back.

A young man sat at the back, then me and this pregnant woman.

Then at the front was a young male driver and two young girls between the ages of 22–25.

We’d gotten to the next junction where this pregnant woman said she’d drop, but she didn’t tell the driver to stop the car, and I didn’t bother because I don’t know her location. I felt she could decide to come down where she feels. I think that was my first mistake.

I noticed that nobody came down till I asked the driver to drop me.

It was at that point the pregnant woman brought out Kala and asked me to give her what was in my bag……..

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

Ladies, whenever you get advice from anyone, including on social media, and that advice is so sweet that it makes you smile and fantasize, that advice is 90% lies and deception.

But if you see advice that hits your chest and gives you a heartache, na there truth dey.

Most truths don’t flatter you. They challenge you.

Shalom!

[Uncle Harry @HarryOJob]

@unseriousguru It's that divorce glow women do after failed marriage that gets to me. They do it proudly.

[HeritageWife @unseriousguru]

Many women come to the internet to advise other ladies not to get married and talk about how miserable marriage is once they get divorced.

They even go ahead and celebrate “divorce glow.”

They remain unmarried and start slêêping around with sugar boys and it feels normal to them.

Other women who are still married even celebrate them.

But when a man decides to move on almost immediately after a divorce, eyebrows are raised.

It’s not like he’d advise other young men not to get married because marriage didn’t work for him. Nor is it that he’d become a playboy.

Men love with everything in them and many hardly move on from heartbreak immediately. But you don’t expect a man to remain in one spot and refuse to move on when he has found someone his heart yearns for.

The world doesn’t revolve around his previous woman.

He has to move on, and other women who know his worth want him too.

The same way you clap for women when they move on, try not to faint when a man does the same thing.

Shalom!