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@DemolishedMan_ Hell is subjective it seems. That sounds fantastic!

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@PhilippBayer They look pretty blissed out to have a large Q-tip inserted into their nose

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@MongoDB - You guys are aware you're sending these out December 16th right?

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@chrisEmmett This was just after posting a shot of your salesforce hoodies wasn't it?

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@DemolishedMan_ Just had a quick gander at the API

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@DemolishedMan_ While we're on the subject I want to know what he crossed out in sharpie in that proposal because it was TOO crazy.

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@DemolishedMan_ "Take THIS Molotov cocktail sponsored by Goya Foods™!"

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@DemolishedMan_ @PhilippBayer I would recommend @Authy for 2FA, which has the perfect balance of multi-device sync, backups and decent encryption.

Although asking deeply searching questions like "what is the most shameful closure function you have ever written" would also work.

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@DemolishedMan_ @PhilippBayer The ones that it keeps forgetting you set up and reminding me to allocate every few weeks leading me to doubt the function actually works? Those codes?

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@PhilippBayer &1 = BRITISH
Conquest by lazy bitwise operands

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@PhilippBayer BRITAIN. Parts of me are annoyed at the majority and its only going to get worse in the next few days.

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@DemolishedMan_ @PhilippBayer @Psy_Fer_ Nicer LS alias (TTY aware): `alias ls='ls --color=auto -F'`

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@VOLEwtf Very happy that my native Penistone remains unaffected

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@DemolishedMan_ `git difftool -t vimdiff`
You're welcome

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@mjdinnen Society has fallen. The primary export is now Instagram posts of empty supermarket shelves. The Andrex Puppy is now wearing Bling as we all toil in the paper mines.
Send rolls! SEND ROLLS!

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@DemolishedMan_ @kebabman I like how you were so disgusted by that you actually turned French

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@DemolishedMan_ This is pretty awesome now I've had chance to play with it. Looking forward to the auto-DNS'ing feature when it gets implemented

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@DemolishedMan_ Nice. This will certainly replace the everything-dials-into-a-common-server with Reverse Tunneling method I'm currently employing.