Gordon Keef

promoting my puggle, who I make sit by the vcr & fast forward through all the non erotic scenes of Wild Things

Lowly stormtrooper in the @ChrisRyan77 Bot Army

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

Aaron Judge looks like that Jeff Goldblum guy from Pineapple Express, Clark.

@charliesheen am i right?

[Madcap @the_madcap1970]

They're still scrubbing the Robert Goulet sketch where Will Ferrell says the n-word twice from history, I see

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@billburr the Bengals could be up 13-3 right now. You're probably watching this on replay, and you're most probably not reading this

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@craighorlbeck
Massive fan of the show. Huge.
You've ear wormed me with your Gus Johnson impersonation. Everytime I hear "CJ. Stroud." Damn, its so funny
Be well, sir

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@thedumbzone Are we gonna unlock the Ava/Eden dog euthanasia/chocolate consumption audio?
@BJ_owns @TheRealOJ32 @charliesheen

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@CKlosterman I'd been experimenting with with watching sports with the sound off, and then I heard you mention you're a fan a of this. How has this changed your viewing experience and what are you listening to while watching? Blow me up...

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

The first pitch for Game 1 of the ALDS between the Orioles and Rangers is scheduled for 2:15 p.m. after it was delayed by rain. https://t.co/nsEEP875iL

[Dan McDowell @bracketdan]

never forget @helensmeller

[Paul Wilson @PaulWil75465221]

@mexican_junior Are they going to The Freak?

[Mikko Dončić (Acknowledge Him) ☝️🏴‍☠️🇫🇮 @BrandonEffDub]

@NotBumpWills @thegoods33 I mean

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@BillSimmons @ryenarussillo
@charliesheen

Rusillo is right that dallas shouldn't take on more guard salary/ gaurd pt; if Kyrie leaves, I say yes

But Marcus went to my high school in the dfw burbs. It'd be fun, if Cubes & Co hadn't screwed up our roster so much

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@NotJackKemp Do you think he was just trying to crush a few hours of gorilla channel but every 10-15 minutes, it's just more geico?

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

I know I'm dumb, but is there some way I can add my laptop to my data plan

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@NotJackKemp
Who doesn't love a good rendering?

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@NotJackKemp you know you're my leader, but the family plan cell phone bit is a bad bit. Can't someone do something nice for a loved one?

Do you vemno your parents for your children's daycare?

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@ChrisRyan77
Shit's about to real, sir

Sometimes in Project Mayhem members have a name; my name is Russian Bot 4277

Cc @samesmail

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@ChrisRyan77
Did you know in the 2000 film Made, starring Jon Favreau & Vince Vaughn, they take a trip to NY & upon arrive at their hotel, Vaughn immediately orders Heinekens & cheeseburgers from room service?

Underrated movie but cant find a way to work in Jon Berthnal

Cheers

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@ktfuntweets @JulieAnnDobbs
@timeforjeffrey

When I try to subscribe to you alls on the Google Podcast App, it does this

Big fan; would listen alot more if we can do it this way

Honestly, it's what's got me pot committed to the Downbeat these past couple months

Stay cool

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@oldwaver remember the Dr J son death ticker?

#ticketstock

cc @corbydavidson @CincoDeMino @TheRealOJ32

[Gordon Keef @HashishFudge]

@GeorgeDunham @NotJackKemp @SaraJayXXX

If y'all stay up all night at the Campound, I'll also pledge to stay up, and I'll donate $20 to childhood cancer

That's the deal I made when I got here

Queef.