Hamza

[Softboy @softboywin]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If you made $200k last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don't need to sell me a course too.

[katyakay @katyakayy]

starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.

[МаИ @ivanjvsivan]

😮Бля, они существуют...

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

men die younger but they’re having the time of their lives

[Hamza @HashtagRao]

How to avoid paying for any AI agent. You are welcome!

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Corporate life is watching someone get promoted and suddenly develop a new personality in meetings.

[gulabjamun @sugarmontings]

When I become an overseas Pakistani inshallah I will also love my country to no end, because yahan reh ke to nahi ho paa raha boss

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

it sucks how you only get sick days off work, you should get your best days off too. if i'm feeling awesome i don't want to ruin it by going to work

[👽 @awwheyuu]

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

[blue @bluewmist]

to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

[Cited @cited]

yesterday while I cooked dinner for my son, he was so mature and said, "one day i’ll help you with bills, groceries, and expenses."

my eyes teared up

he’s a 33 year old crypto trader

[سلطان العارفين @sultan_exists]

what

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

So if Iran decides to blockade our blockade of their blockade, we will just have to blockade their blockade of our blockade blockading their blockade.

[Zainab Qureshi @Zeeque22]

Nida Yasir to JD Vance:

Peace Talks mai kitne piece hotay hen?

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Corporate rule : If the problem is too big, schedule a meeting and make it everyone's problem.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Corporate jobs are called roles because everyone is acting.