Hassan K

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[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@IAmSteveHarvey Naye @IAmSteveHarvey nawe olimba!!! Kati where's @AOmubalanguzi ?,,

[Uganda Medical Association @TheUMAofficial]

During the ongoing hospital inspections, an Honourable Minister who will not be named for the sake of peace, asked a patient awaiting major surgery why the “lazy” hospital staff had not given him a nice, heavy breakfast before theatre. The patient, naturally, also began wondering why health workers had become so mean.

The question sounded compassionate. Medically, it was pure 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻.

Patients undergoing major surgery are deliberately kept fasting to reduce the risk of vomiting and inhaling stomach contents into the lungs while under anaesthesia. If a patient insists on eating a full breakfast before theatre, he may as well update his will, set his house in order and begin discussing funeral arrangements.

Had one of our renowned professors of surgery been standing nearby when that question was asked, he might now be before court answering charges of assaulting a serving whole Minister.

𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 ��𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲.

A Minister of Health would even if drugged, still know why the patient was fasting. They would know what questions to ask, which records to examine, and how to recognise a health worker who has just completed an exhausting night call and needs rest, not cameras and public humiliation.

Hospital inspections are necessary. Accountability is necessary. But let the Ministry of Health and qualified health professionals lead health-related inspections.

A Minister of Local Government has no business marching into a labour ward with cameras, confronting exposed and vulnerable mothers, as though the Minister of Health has been dismissed and the health sector reassigned to political theatre.

Final lesson: passion may attract cameras, but only expertise should direct health related inspections.

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@AKasingye @LindaEvelyn_N Jambo afande🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@aitajoel I would say Arua but it looks more like Paris!

So, I will go with Paris

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@NIRA_Ug , when did you issue directives to have Muslim ladies unveil for NIN renewal? Are we joining other countries in violating some rights of worship?...This happened in Wampeewo Kasangati @muslim_umsc

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

I have personally made it a point to greet people and thanking them .Especially those who sell something....In the end, I don't lose even a feather weight but I noticed it all makes the difference

[Rukh-Shana Kitaka @RukhShana]

So I ask, "Are you not used to being greeted?" I almost felt hurt that he was ignoring me. His reply was heartbreaking. "People just come and ask for what they want. No one cares about us.." 😥 Banange tuyige oku'buuza ku bantu even when we are having a bad day. It makes all the difference.

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@MarthaKayug If u real want to slim Martha, @drkasenene is the real deal but u have to be very disciplined
Dieting is not for the faint hearted!

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@SafeBoda whoever is behind the keyboard needs a pay raise😂

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@MinofHealthUG , Aunty @DianaAtwine
I'm no doctor but this doesn't make sense....I've even gotten a headache on seeing this

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@SpireJim @PeroxidePaint Tell him, I would have no reason to drive everyday if train services had wide coverage and were of quality.

Some of us would have no reason to leave our primary homes to settle in Kampala full-time if these things were working
See here: https://t.co/C0EGwUTJgH

Maybe it helps u!

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@UCC_Official why does @Airtel_Ug use deceptive marketing techniques? Receipt vs available data

Big firms should desist from using deceptive marketing

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@SpireJim Learn that nothing comes free of charge....They were luring you into their trap

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@URAuganda @URA_CG
Empower/educate your DT staff about tax laws. Some of your officers come to the field for assessments but can't even explain what Income tax is?
... It's a shame the tax payer having to educate the tax collector!

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@MacklineAsiimi1 Please ensure your landlord gives u an EFRIS Invoice....once VAT is added....otherwise, I have noted that it is just another way to evade tax by landlords....he should give u an EFRIS every month

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@afekualfred @SpireJim @StatisticsUg My whole neighborhood wasn't counted!

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@SabrinaKitaka @hanstums I went through a school were phones were legal with no usage limit until time t, thereafter, we were allowed to have them but after declaring them to management. Management would then keep during class time in the evening and release them to us for 2 hours before supper.

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@Airtel_Ug thank u for the biggest gift I have gotten from u since 2009. Anyhow, I hope my other data is safe....I don't want the @BebeCoolUG saga to come to his Musoga inlaw. For this bd, maybe the raggae king will dine with me in Kiwatule😊😊

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@DrOtileUg @idringp For Family matters, not even an outside fly will know

[Hassan K @HassanKaterega]

@GODFREY_Kutesa Nze silina buzibu kuyita my elders ssebo or nyabo....nebato bange nga bansingako I call them so kubanga being down to earth costs $0

Do u copy?