Karen Hasselback

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@julespenner @WPGMurat Huge father son vibes with those too. Louie is getting jealous.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@AshleyGWinter @MichaelBensonn @barstoolsports The problem with (1) is that I always wake up just before it happens. Some unwanted dream storyline thwarts it and my cum chamber fills with more ejaculate.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@dicnowder Finally somewhere to keep all his favorite chapstick flavors.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@BryanJohnston18 @jsnydes37 Unfortunately for defenseman, the leash for developing in the bigs is shorter.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@yinzer_g @FloridaManEsq88 @jemelehill Why do you care if they call it marriage or a civil union? Btw, marriage dates back to Mesopotamia and had nothing to do with religion. Had to do with family alliances. And ceremonies with rings started in ancient Egypt. You co-opted it. Go yell at a cloud.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@gniemo @purdy44 @JerSD67 @ScottBilleck Why would you guess that?

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@purdy44 @JerSD67 @ScottBilleck Let me guess: people you consider friends get depressed every time you insinuate yourself into their social lives.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@Marjori88206011 @MattWallace888 Lol

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@Marjori88206011 @MattWallace888 Most of your posts are about Elon or MGT. I feel really sad for you. What a world you live in :(

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@Middy115 @PierreVLeBrun Right! And NJ. Sure they were up and coming but nobody called this start for them.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@elonmusk The sad thing is that many people are dumb enough to believe this is how it usually looks. You know it. I know it.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@localav0cado Social media narcissists.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@ScottyDoezKnow @TrowserPants @ProducerDrew_ Have you not yet realized the Leafs role is to play the foil for all other fans? Just embrace your inner Ric Flair already.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@fedesexo @BrockSuede @awalmartparking Implied in the tweet was the idea that cold tomato soup is gross too. His point isn’t they they are the same, just that cold tomato based soup is not gross. He scores a point and you are an unlikeable snobby twat.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@andypurbrick @owenk77 @SophLouiseHall Lennon nudges out Paul for me, but you don’t like Blackbird? Renders your other comments obsolete.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@SarahLynneKline @Ortho_PA_ How come?

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@SarahLynneKline @Ortho_PA_ You wouldn’t accept an invitation to a BBQ at friends house that doesn’t allow alcohol?

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@Theholisticpsyc Strong relationships are a predictor of numerous health outcomes, including mental health and physical health, as well as longevity.

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@roywaters @_celia_bedelia_ @TheJadeDead I read the original tweet. Then I read your tweet. My only conclusions is that you’re a mumbling twat, Roy. Find a different tweet to disagree with :)

[Karen Hasselback @HasselbackKaren]

@SPuro88 Give it a list of topics you’ll cover, at the beginning of the rotation, to act as a reading guide. Tell it to ask all questions, without concern for appearing stupid. Your job is to teach it what it doesn’t yet know, free of judgment.