Matthew J. Drake

Lover of the color orange & sandwiches. Podcaster. Veteran. Author.
(@PiperJDrake is m'lady)

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

Thinking about putting lukewarm NBA takes on my twitter. I don't watch live, because commercials, but I have OPINIONS. Here's a sampler:
- Austin Reaves is a 2023-24 All-Star
- Zion Williamson and Brandon Ingram won't be able to play together
- Clippers are the best 2023 team

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

@UberEats @Uber_Support I received 4 emails about orders that "I" placed last night - all at 0041. None of these orders are reflected in my Uber Eats account and I did not place the orders (oddly they all had delivery addresses near my home, but we're not my home). What do I do?

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

Saturdays are for: hash table implementation time complexity.

There might be a theme to my life right now.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Saturdays are for <the last thing you googled>.

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

@MiriBaker Right?! Others so not seem to quite share my frustration with 'this'

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

LETS GO SOUNDERS!
#ibelievethatwewillwin

I'm 2 blocks away learnin abt 'this' in js

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

This has been a weird #SoundersMatchday - and I'm not gonna jinx this.

[Sounder At Heart @sounderatheart]

JORDAN MORRIS. HILARIOUS. 4-3 SOUNDERS

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

@sounderatheart How was that not some kind of foul or idk, something on their keeper?!

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

An applicant to the 'Order of Unicorn Hunters' for your inspection @KTBryski

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

So, I live with the Joker.

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

And @PiperJDrake and I are going to the playoff game tomorrow. To watch Sounders win!

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

Seattle is Rave Green 💚

[Jacqueline Carey @JCareyAuthor]

Soooo... I've been waiting for all the i's to be dotted and the t's to be crossed to get the go-ahead to announce this news, but I guess it's out there now! 🙂

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

Its been 13 years since I bought a new version of Microsoft Flight Simulator. Might be time for an upgrade, especially if they have a "Google Earth" type interface wherein my zooming around the map isn't limited by silly things like... https://t.co/baNgWPplLq

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

uh, oh. Its been awhile since I added a specific esports match (rather than overall event) to my Google calendar. Am I becoming a Rocket League fanboy?

...anyway, Rogue plays Ghost Gaming at 1300PST today... https://t.co/TvRLhgB4UC

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

Lolz; what a buddy. https://t.co/j9FMqTIQJj

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

Piper J Drake, all the purty Eevee's! https://t.co/0ZPT1zOpNF

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

This was excellent and reminded me; I'm a lucky guy. https://t.co/whX8W1jzCc

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

I'm suddenly feeling this urge to stream again. What could be causing that feeling? Hrm... 🥰 https://t.co/MDCqW6Zdz4

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

Yes!

[Lynda, Masked & Vaxxed @FishWithSticks]

Hey @PiperJDrake and @HatsOfMatt Do you think Corbin needs this?

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

@soless Am discussing this with Corbin right now and he agrees, all in his domain should play with him - unless he ignores them - in which case they should be silent and NOT move all the things

[Matthew J. Drake @HatsOfMatt]

Nifty friends are nifty. I can't help but appreciate a friend appreciation post. Of course it helps when its about Piper (mayyybe I'm biased). Alethea Kontis is a glittering-nifty. https://t.co/30T7Afd7xt