Hipster Haxe Hulk

SMASH THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF LIKE HAXE

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

HULK SMAAAASSSHHHH ALL THE THINGS HULK HAVE NO CLUE ABOUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!

[@abdimoalim.bsky.social @abdimoalim_]

@xXshaurizardXx Haxe is garbage, they were able to convince some game devs to sell this idea of a multi-paradigmatic thing which turned out garbage, as expected.

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

START WITH A FEW BIG SMASHES THEN REFINE WITH LITTLE SMASHES UNTIL YOU ALMOST DONE THEN SMASH ONE MORE TIME REALLY HARD

[Guager @guagtopia]

Doe's anyone have any tips for learning how to use HAXE? im very beginner.

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

HULK SMAAAAASSSSHHHHHH AUTOCORRRRRECCTTTTT!!!!!!!!

[Eggu | Melody 🍉 @IAmEggu]

>try to write a basic sentence
>have to edit a word 5 times because my phone keeps changing it
>go to my settings to add the word to my dictionary
>phone freezes for 4 seconds
>feel it heating up in my hand
Thank you iOS

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

HAXE HULK DENY INVOLVMNT

[Aus_noob @aus_noob]

@DuskieWhy Haxe killed my grandma

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

HULK JUST HAXES FIRST IT MORE EFFICIENT THAT WAY

[Ferris Eisen @iamFerrisEisen]

@jrnaib2 We haxe them because they haxed us first

All is fair in love and war.

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

MORE EGYPTINS CAN SMASH WITH HAXE

[Damilare Akinlaja @FourEyedWiz]

Rayzor can now draw triangles!

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

COLESUS WAR GUY JUST ONE CAPS LOCK AWAY FROM FULL HULK MODE

[Colyseus ⚔️ @colyseus]

We built an open-source tank battle demo to show off Colyseus' SDKs and cross-platform capabilities. Unity, Godot, PlayCanvas, GameMaker, Defold, Haxe, Three.js, and Construct 3 - all connected to the same authoritative server.

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

FORECAST SAY 100% CHANCE OF SMASH SO IT GOOD DAY TO BE HAXE HULK.

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

OPTIMAL SMASH TIME HULK SAY

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

HAXE HULK STILL SMASH

[BigBoss @TheBigBoss050]

@BunnyMalicious In the big 2026 and still using haxe

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

IT FITTING—BELIEVE HULK

[Tim @daidailoh]

@CSProfKGD Haxe as breakfast has no carbs ;) (but not fitting a diet either...)

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

@PeriklesGREAT BOOGERS

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

HAXE GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR SMASH TOO

[Eggu | Melody 🍉 @IAmEggu]

@yurisexslave Dude I fucking love haxe so much

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

THIS WHAT HULK SAY ALL ALONG WHEN HULK SMASH

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

UNIVERSAL SMASH LANGUAGE BUT MAYBE CLOSE ENOUGH

[Sir Cran of Clock @cranberryclock]

@zekramu We all know that Haxe is the universal sex language Zek

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

FOR FRIEND. HULK SMASH FOR FRIEND.

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

HULK SMAAASHSHHH HEMORRHOIDSSSSS!!!!!!!

[SARKIN Enigma♐ @authorityenigma]

@TheRoyalHerbs Yes

Please I haxe someone who has hemorrhoids

What can the person use

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

IT SLIPPERY SLOPE HULK TELL YOU

[borja @borjapping]

what haxe does to your brain

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

SMASH.EXE

[borja @borjapping]

if you're a haxe coder and don't use a proper code editor you need to be put in jail

[Hipster Haxe Hulk @HaxeHulk]

BEST LANGUAGE IS HAXE BECAUSE SMASH

[GitHub @github]

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