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⚽️⛳️🏀 Leeds Leeds Leeds!

[H @Hayche10]

@MrROSSii1990 Shit memory that lad. We finished 5th and brought back UCL nights to ER

[H @Hayche10]

@MrDtAFC When was the last time you battered a woman?

[York City F(C) @YorkCityFC]

I DONT KNOW WHO SCORED WEVE SCORED I CANNOT BELIEVE IT

[Kie @KlSkLK]

Creased at the second commentator harmonising

[Brett @utdBrett]

Aaron Ramsey coup de grâce

[Morgan Ross @MovieFlameProd]

We need to stop pretending the movies were perfect adaptations. They sucked in a lot of ways.

Just to list a few things they fucked up off the top of my head:

-Ruined Ron in favor of Hermione
-Ginny was not Ginny
-Made HBP a comedy when it should have been the second or third darkest film
-Removed all the mystery aspects from GOF when it was written as a mystery book
-Removed almost all of the Voldemort memories (one of the most important parts of the main villain)
-Didn’t get the Quidditch World Cup
-Missed 80% of Quidditch games at Hogwarts
-Made those who haven’t read the books want Harry & Hermione together (Have Steve Kloves to thank for that)
-Took away Grindelwald’s redemption in favor of making him tell Voldemort to kill Dumbledore instead
-Completely changed Sirius’s character in OOTP

And I could list 50 other things that they didn’t have time to cover, and I’ll probably think of another 20 things they messed up if I actually sit down and think about it. The movies were great, but let’s not pretend they’re perfect.

[H @Hayche10]

@fandompulse @jondelarroz He'll be raw dogging Snape in the opening credits

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[H @Hayche10]

@brightNwhite40 @joniread68 @Spursology_ Brain dead. Go 'support' another club 🤡

[Wicho Olea @tixwilx1916]

Pinche morro lo hizo aproposito, no tengo dudas, arrastra el pie para levantar la lona y luego se ríe el culero jajajaja

[Leeds United @LUFC]

Us to all the Chelsea fans in the comments

[Alf(ie) @alfie__03]

Do you think on El Talkio Sportio they’re sat debating wether Pedri should really be playing over Pablo Fornals

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Unguardable at 22 unguardable at 32 and still unguardable at 42 she’s Bron

[s @serotonen]

aint seen tweets this funny since the queen got packed

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

My son said to me today, "Daddy, I think Pope Francis is already in heaven because he was such good friends with Jesus."

He's 22 and completely unemployable.

[Vada Fly @Vada_Fly]

@ShannonSharpe @NoTalkJustWALK $50 Million Dollaz? 💀

[Leicester City @LCFC]

I predict a riot 🎶

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

To those celebrating the fact that I'm smoking a blunt: it's a cigar. Even if it decided to identify as a blunt for the purposes of this celebration, it would remain objectively, provably and demonstratively a cigar.

[Ron @premliguefrauds]

Fun fact: this award was created after Cristiano joined the league.

Fun fact; He’s won it 3 times in the 3 years it was held.

Fun fact: In those 3 years, he’s won 0 trophies.

Fun fact: Mitrovic who was one of the top scorers and had 4+ trophies did not get nominated.

[H @Hayche10]

@JackoGreenwood I think you've wound them up more than he did tbf 😂
Guy tragedy chanting is a 🔔🔚
Good luck for the season. We didn't deserve anything yesterday, gunna be a long season if we don't sort our shit out