H. McDuffee

He/Him | Father | D&D, TTRPG enjoyer | Go Cubs, Bear Down | Hook ‘Em Softball

[H. McDuffee @HaydenMcDuffee]

That’s Rocky Gibraltar. Learn to read

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

who the fuck was this dude

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Trump was a very bad investment for the people of the USA. It's going to cost the USA decades to recover from the damage he's caused domestically and internationally. When they eventually do recover, they're not going to be the world's superpower anymore.

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Let me get this straight: it was too expensive to cancel up to $400 billion in student loan debt (which would have freed up the spending power of millions of Americans so money going back into the economy). So instead, [checks notes] we're going to give $300 billion to Iran.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

It really needs to be emphasized that Trump isn't just the most corrupt president we've ever had (and there's no close second), he's also the most corrupt leader in any modern democracy. This really isn't something you see in the first world.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Commercial advertising, product placements, and corporate-sponsored promotions are explicitly prohibited on national parklands. The White House lawn is a unit of the National Park System. It also violates standard Anti-Vending and Solicitation Laws as well as misuse of public funds and government endorsement ethics. Everything this administration does spits in the face of our laws. Everything is a grift.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[H. McDuffee @HaydenMcDuffee]

Republicans just refuse to learn who was president in 2019.

[Ghost of Ed Cooper @NowTeenEighty4]

@AnnCoulter I’m old enough to remember when Obama did the exact same thing at game two of the Raptors and golden state . No one minded Adam Silverset next him, and Obama walked around and dapped up Drake.

[Cat Osterman OLY @catosterman]

Teagan Kavan = 🐐

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

your back-to-back National Champion Texas Softball team 🤘🏆

#HookEm

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

YOUR TEXAS LONGHORNS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS… AGAIN 🤘🏆

#HookEm

[H. McDuffee @HaydenMcDuffee]

Bro, what?

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

The 2026 All-Tournament team! 🌟

#WCWS

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Imagine blowing 30 years of search engine dominance—so much so that your website became a verb—only to kill your search engine in favor of a inferior product only tech bros and their sycophants like.

[H. McDuffee @HaydenMcDuffee]

Sonic would be Normal type. We’re overthinking this

[🇬🇭𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐌𝐙 𝐈🇬🇭 @KwamzTheFirst]

Sonic is a Ground/Flying type Pokemon, why is this even a debate.

[H. McDuffee @HaydenMcDuffee]

@jessayleee Gyarados! I love the idea of grinding with a weak fish until it evolves into an awesome dragon.

[H. McDuffee @HaydenMcDuffee]

Guy who’s only watched basketball be like:

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

Basketball's the only sport where people care who the ref is. No football fan is like "Ron Torbert's on the call tonight? We are FUCKED"

[Kevin McLeod @bannon1975]

When a child is put in the lowest reading group, they usually know it.
The name of the group doesn't fool anyone.
The Butterflies. The Robins. The Stars.
Children are very good at working out which group has the hardest books.
And they carry the information about which one they're in for years.
We designed a system that sorts children in plain sight and then wondered why some of them stopped trying.

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

We developed such effective vaccines and pasteurization that people now think preventable diseases are fake and basic precautions are tyranny.

[H. McDuffee @HaydenMcDuffee]

@cdunn1993 Thank you for asking! Herladic language is called a blazon, and it is basically another language with unique syntax and Old French words. Anyway: "Gules, a fess Or between three frogs proper" I've blazoned the frogs "proper" to avoid violating the Rule of Tincture.

[H. McDuffee @HaydenMcDuffee]

These are called Attributed Arms. I think they are pretty cool, but that's probably because heraldry is my special interest.

More here: https://t.co/8mce5ba3kl

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

Just found out that in the Middle Ages they invented coats of arms for God and Satan

[paige @BonerWizard]

I could write this the night before it was due in college and get a good grade and also party a lot. These kids are weak.